Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Hot-Shot Entrepreneur Calls Girlfriend “Babe” At The Start And End Of Every Sentence
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Dill Fromps (27), the slickest entrepreneur this side of Betoota Grove, has continued on his breathtaking
Small Town Pregnancy Rumour All But Confirmed As Local Couple List Suzuki Swift On Marketplace
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Texts are flying across Betoota’s 3G network this evening after a post on
Dust Covered Self Help Book From Last Christmas Friendly Reminder You’ve Done Jack Shit All Year
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Steaming into his house after a night on the piss, it appears local carpet
Bali Immune From Uncle’s Disdain For Overseas Travel
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As his nieces and nephews make plans to travel overseas, uncle Tim Mirken (58) has made
Local Black Sheep Cancels Plan To Ruin Christmas After Learning Nan Is Knitting Him A Jumper
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local family yardstick Dillain Crooper (34) has made an adjustment to his holiday plans following a
Advice Column | Educating Staff On How To Decouple Record Profits From Their Low Wage Growth
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Are you an important corporate exec like me? Then you’d know that in
Average Australian On $62k A Year Upset To Learn Average Australian Wage Is $92k A Year
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact From deep within the thronging mass of average worker bees scurrying about Betoota’s financial district,
‘Car Garaged Overnight Or Outside On Street?’ Motorist Considers Lying On Insurance Form For Cheaper Annual Fee
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A motoring enthusiast who was born and raised in Betoota Ponds is today considering insurance fraud
New Wave Of Chef Dramas Fail To Include Any Rockabilly Joe Rogan Fans With No Drivers Licence
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A new movie about the exotic creatures that are the world’s chefs has raised some
Liberal Party Hires Self-Help Guru Who Specialises In Fixing Spectacularly Useless Men
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Opposition have this week raised eyebrows after revealing a new ploy to turn their
Man With New Properly Fitted Suit Asked For The 8th Time By Mates If He’s Got A Licence For Those Guns
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Brett Walker is blushing today, after being savagely lit up by a group of his mates.
‘Vote For Guy, Not Andrews’ Herald Sun Headlines Not Even Pretending To Be Unbiased Anymore
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Herald Sun might be getting desperate, it can be confirmed. This comes after Victoria’s