Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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Veteran Receptionist With A Few Faded Tattoos Definitely Has Some Stories To Tell
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sexagenarian named Janice Pederson has today dropped a few little hints about her past.
QLD Government To Fix Youth Crime Crisis By Turning Petty Delinquents Into Hardened Adult Crims
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With a crime wave spreading across the great state of Queensland, the government has decided to
Girlfriend Shocked After Man’s Knockabout Mullet Phase Progresses Into Actual Hair Care Regime
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Hayley Mescal [25] has today found herself feeling a mixture of shock, pride and
“So I’ll Book You Again In For Next Month” Gently Threatens Barber Holding Razor To First Timers Throat
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An unfortunate hostage situation is unfolding on the streets of Betoota Mall today after
Bloke Who Bought A $130 Round On Saturday Night Shakes Head At Girlfriend’s Gourmet Muesli Choice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local boyfriend has made a fool of himself this weekend, it can be confirmed. While
Albanese Accused Of Taking His Mardi Gras Costume Way Too Far
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has caused quite a stir today, after revealing his outfit for
Div 4 Footy Team Launch Into Pre-Season With 3 Rounds Of Sit Ups Followed By 13 Rounds At Shitty Local Pub
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In local sporting news, the Dev 4 Betoota Dolphins side have launched into pre-season
Local Girlfriend Really Enjoying NRL Pre-Season
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT If asked to list her favourite hobbies, Sharnie Tellers (27) wouldn’t say that
Girlfriend Of 3rd Grade Prop Tells The Big Fella That His Coach’s Fat-Shaming Is NOT Okay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Mutts are dealing with some strong allegations about their culture, after being soft cancelled
Conservatives Launch Own Brewery Titled Howard’s Neoliberal Brewhouse
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A new patriotic beer has released to market today providing an alternative to beers like Hawke’
Comm Bank Confirm Their Record $5.1 Billion Profit Is A Necessary Part Of Curbing Inflation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Commonwealth Bank of Australia has today confirmed that everything is working the way it should
Report: Plastic Servo Rose Should Do The Trick
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A new report has found that a plastic rose from the local servo, valued at only