Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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Emerging Affluent Young Couple Splash Out And Buy The Lavender-Scented Garbage Bags
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The sweet scent of lavender has this morning wafted across the nostrils of primary school teacher,
Wests Tigers Praised By Other Clubs For Starting Player’s Strike Ten Years Early
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With a potential player’s strike still on the cards, fans of other clubs have put
Micro-Influencer Dying To Upload A Fearless Peace Pose In Front Of The Parade Tonight
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s biggest micro-influencers is busy crafting her content plan tonight, as
“This Gay Pride Stuff Is A Bit Over The Top” Says Bloke With A Penthouse Calendar In His Workplace
While the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardis Gras might be Christmas for plenty of people across Australia, for pearl-clutching straight
Unremarkable White Collar City Guy Prepares To Save Humanity Over The Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A run of the mill white collar guy from our town’s very own Betoota Ponds
Awkward Straight Guy Gets Into Mardi Gras Spirit With A Bit Of Glitter But Not Too Much Haha
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke with a limited range of dance moves is gearing up to celebrate
Bloke Dying For Return Of Contact Sports Spices Up Day With Weird New Chip Flavour
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dribbler has gone a little rogue in the snacks aisle this evening,
Gay Mate Actually More Excited For The Post-Pride Carbs Than He Was For Pride
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke who hasn’t eaten a carbohydrate since Christmas has spoken to The
“Never Once Saw Drugs In My AFL Career” – Kane Cornes Reveals Nobody Liked Him Even Back Then
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact Irrelevant yet prolific AFL Pundit and former player Kane Cornes has wobbled his mouth
Alan Joyce Laughs When Asked Whether A Billion Dollar Profit Means Qantas Will Pay Tax This Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The boss of Australia’s favourite airline has today moved to hose down any silly questions
P!nk Tour Inspires Nation’s Netball Mums To Call Their Salon And Book In A Fresh Galah
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Phones have been running hot across hair salons in the Diamantina this week, as
Finally A Bubbler With A Bit Of Fucken Go About It
A lovely stroll in the park has been topped off today, by a water fountain with a strong enough stream