Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Hopes That Nueralink Brain Chip Could One Day Teach Sparky’s To Clean Up After Themselves
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The construction industry is abuzz today after hearing some exciting news emanating from the United States.
Tottenham Yout Ange Postecoglou Says He’s Coming For Them Top Boy Pussioes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s a new challenger round them Premier League ends, it can be confirmed today. This
Life Lesson’s From Saddle Club Mostly Centred Around Niche Aspects Of Horse Husbandry
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT What we learnt as children has failed to prepare us for life once again as local
Wednesday Quiz: Which John Howard Said It?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Think you know your politics? Think you know your Australian film and television? Think you know
PC Madness: Bosses Not Even Allowed To Lock Apprentices In Portaloo And Kick It Over Anymore
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Another day, and another sign that the world is going M A D. That’s according
Channel 9 Forced To Admit They’ve Also Been Doctoring Photos Of Opposition Leader Peter Dutton
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Channel Nine has been forced to apologise for the second time today, after another doctored image
Liberal Party Powerbrokers Reveal Tony Abbott’s Entire Government Was Ruined By A Silly Woman Of Course
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Viewers of the ABC’s Nemesis program have this week been left shaking their heads at
News Teams Search Cyclone Damage For Funny Queenslanders Who Might Say Something Fucked On Camera
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A major network news team is salvaging the wreckage of Cyclone Kirrily today as
Doja Cat Wonders If The Hottest 100 Is Another YouTube Show Featuring Spicy Food
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a not so unfamiliar mix-up that highlights the cultural delusion many Australians have about
Recent Cyclone So Far North That Albo’s Stylist Considers Swapping Byron Akubra For Proper Stetson
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT You wouldn’t know her name, but you’ve been seeing the work of
DJ At Brisbane’s Cloudland Forced To Play Sean Paul For 12 Hours Straight As Windies Roll Through
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A music industry professional has this weekend been forced to put in quite a shift. Bowen