Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Hungover Man Absolutely Will Be Having A Can Of Pepsi Max With His Meal, Thank You Very Much
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man is in a fair state today, it can be confirmed. Battling harder
Study Finds That 91% Of Young People Who Support Australian National Military Service Look Like This
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A groundbreaking new report has today revealed some interesting facts about the potential introduction of military
Local Man Wakes Up One Day Deciding He Wants To Be Homeless Because It Is Completely His Decision
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man from our town’s CBD area has today spoken to The Advocate about
Recent Oz Lotto Winner Splashes Out With Purchase Of Lavish Blonde Brick Apartment In Ashfield
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young man from the nation’s most expensive city is today reveling in the manifestation
New VR Headsets Allow Tesla Owners To Watch Deep Fake Pornos Of Themselves Rooting Elon While Driving
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Just in case anyone was not aware, the future has arrived this week. The new Apple
“Some Of These Sheilas Bikinis Are A Bit Much” Says Codger Who Gets Around The Beach Like This
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A sensible old man from our state’s Sunshine Coast has today confirmed the world is
Turnbull: It’s Imperative To Elucidate With Regards To Politics That A Fundamental Comprehension Of Everyday Voters Must Be Attained
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has this evening dished up an eviscerating verbal lambasting for the
2024 Grammys Broadcast Constantly Interrupted With Shots Of Mercilessly Bored Travis Kelce
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT American broadcaster CBS is facing a wave of criticism today, after “butchering” the annual Grammy Awards.
US Invade Another Middle East Country After Mistaking Soviet-Era Water Infrastructure For Oil Well
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States has finally bitten the bullet today, after a prolonged period of edging. The
Trendy Youth With Keys On A Carabiner Acting Like He’s Got An Entire Primary School To Clean
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Jack Heffernan (26) has been spotted flaunting his impressive collection of keys hanging from a carabiner,
Heavy Set 50 Something Short King Bouncer Probably Not Doing Too Much If It Starts Popping Off
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Patrons at one of Betoota’s most popular watering holes have confirmed to The Advocate that
Coles Australia Day Kit Now On Special Because Nobody Buys It, Which Is Why Woolies Stopped Selling It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news that will like be ignored by the type of people who comment on news