Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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‘It’s A Tax Deductible’ Says Local Girl With No Idea How The Australian Tax System Works
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT THIS ONE’S ON THE BUSINESS CARD: In a stunning display of financial audacity, Jenny
Oz Lotto Winner Plans To Spend Half His $20M Prize Money On A Clapped-Out 2004 Landcruiser Prado
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man known locally to authorities for his vendetta against jet ski riders has
Young Brisbane Dads Finally Have The Chance To Dust Off The Old Etnies Tonight
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT 10,000 pairs of Etnies sneakers have been spotted marching towards Boondall tonight as
Kevin Rudd Attempts To Move Albo’s Bux Party Somewhere With Better ‘Talent’ Than Bali
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The 26th Prime Minister of Australia has come off the back fence to ramp up the
Tinny Of Soon To Be Deported Blokes Arriving In WA Eclipses Housing Crisis, Climate Change, Buckling Health System And Cost Of Living Pressures As The Most Pressing Issue On National Agenda
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a tumultuous few years, the political landscape might just be returning to normal this week.
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Bahahahahahahahahahah England. Suck shit. This comes after the Poms succumbed to their second biggest ever test
Screamo Fan Fuming Luxury Fashion House Is Appropriating His T-Shirt Culture
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A luxury fashion store in downtown Betoota has been picketed this morning after local
NRL Begin Letter Drop Campaign Around Vegas To Warn Residents That NRL Players Are On The Loose
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The NRL’s Public Safety and Integrity Unit has been busy this week as
Albo’s Bux Party Chat Goes Quiet After Chris Bowen Forwards 7th Twisted Video In A Row
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The newly created bucks party group chat for the newly engaged Prime Minister has fallen a
Apple Watch Guy Requests An ‘On Foot’ Meeting In Effort To Close Off His Activity Rings
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT NEW YEAR=NEW ME: In a stunning display of New Year, New Me enthusiasm, local
Sky News Accuses Mary Fowler And Nathan Cleary Of Being A Deep State Psy-Op Aimed At Getting Labor Re-Elected
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The truth-seekers at Sky News have this week taken to the airwaves with an interesting
Nationals Will Allow Barnaby To Stay In Parliament If He Agrees To Having Alcohol Interlock Installed On The Backbench
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Barnaby Joyce, the twice former Deputy Prime Minister of Australia is today facing an ultimatum. He’