Wendell Hussey

New Double Peaches The Best Japanese Invention To Make It To Australia Since Chicken And Avo Sushi

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Land of The Rising Sun has done it again, it can be confirmed today. Japan,

“Nice To Meet You” And 9 Other Lies Real Estate Agents Are Sick Of Hearing

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Despite the fact we pride ourselves on honest and unbiased news coverage, some readers have accused

The Queensland Premier Joins Betoota Talks To Discuss All Of The Big Issues Ahead Of This Year’s State Election

Online Journalist Eyes Scoop Of The Day After Seeing Kanye’s Australian Wife Just Uploaded A ‘Revealing’ Photo Only Seconds Ago

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young journalist with big ambitions has today proven she might just have what it takes.

Greek Mate Gets A Pedicure Without His Girlfriend There

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Flights Path District man has this week caused some consternation amongst his wider friendship

Dutton Compares Pro-Palestine Protests To Port Arthur Massacre In Most Recent Example Of Him Just Not Being That Good At This Whole Leadership Thing

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today provided the nation with one of the strangest takes of

WTF! Surgeon At Private Hospital Recommends Non-Surgical Option

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A surgeon at the prestigious Betoota Grove Private Hospital is today making headlines around town. Gordon

AFL 23 Creators Praised For Adding Some GTA Style Gameplay To Season Mode

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The makers of the wildly popular AFL23 game have today caused quite a stir online. Developers

Nation’s Softboys Urged To Learn How To Fight If They Wanna Keep Ironically Dressing Like They Can

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A public service announcement has today been issued to softboys around the nation. Softboys or Softbois

Chilli And Bandit To Sell After Foreign Investor Offers Eye-Watering Sum Of Money For Red Hill Home

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The brilliants minds behind Australia’s favourite TV show have done it again, it can be

World’s Biggest Nerd Officially Ruins Sambas Trend For Gen-Z Girlies

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Vinnies stores around the country have been flooded with Adidas Sambas this morning as

Pint-Sized Local Man Buys New Ford Ute That’s So Big He Needs A Stepladder To Get Into It

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local tradesman from our town’s humble Flight Path District has shifted his hyper-masculinity