Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Amarok Owner Looks Forward To Creating New And Unusual Ways To Be Anti-Social Both Off And On The Road
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A construction project manager from our town’s sprawling Heights district has added to his mortgage
Local Genius Uses His Supercharged Brain To Make A Fool Of Himself Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Victorian man has made a fool of himself today by outlining his desire to see
65-Year-Old GP Takes Off Stethoscope After A Long Hard Day Of Fat-Shaming And Telling Depressed People To Buy Some Runners And Wake Up To Themselves
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dennis Galhooley would be the first to admit that he’s put on a few kilos
ZB Commodore Owner Also A Proper Weird Unit In Other Aspects Of Life
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact young man who laid eyes on the last Holden Commodore and fell in love has revealed
“Yeah Mate, 2994 Grams And 50cm Long,” Reports New Dad Like He’s Talking About That Undersize Tuna He Kept One Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man has been doing the rounds this morning, calling friends and relatives to
NZ PM Chris Hipkins Promises To Ban Countdown From Selling Rotisserie Takahē At Labour Campaign Launch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New Zealand Prime Minister Chris Hipkins has used Labour’s campaign launch in Auckland last weekend
Local Man Has A Hunch Girlfriend Got Her Tax Back
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A denizen of Betoota Heights’ endless sprawl of defective new builds has told The Advocate that
Resort Guest Just In Awe Of The Omelette Man’s Skills
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A mouth-breathing Victorian currently enjoying the fruits of our home state as been left in awe
Low-Testosterone Park Cricketer Actually Weighs Up Getting Spikes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man with genetic muscle tone in the 11th percentile has actually weighed up getting
Man Arguing About The Voice With Strangers On The Internet At No Point Considers Reading The Piece Of Text He’s Arguing Over
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who has spent many a night curled up in his Betoota Heights beanbag
Betoota Editor Clancy Overell Poses With His New BMW X5 Paid For By Pushing The Woke Pro-Voice Agenda
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate’s editor has attracted the ire of media commentators this week after photos of
Indigenous Voice Polls Show Majority Of Landline-Owning People Home At 11am On A Tuesday Who Willingly Take Part In Phone Survey Will Vote No
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Recent opinion polls have shown waning support for the Indigenous Voice referendum, with the majority of