Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Building Inspector Just Bursts Out Laughing Rocking Up To New Build Allegedly Completed To Lock Up Stage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Somewhere on the furthest fringe of Betoota Heights lies a home that was completed just a
“Is This Meat Processed?” Asks Customer Of Smiley Fritz Log
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As Adelaide is the closest capital city to our cosmopolitan desert community, Betoota is well-stocked with
Dan Andrews Resigns To Spend More Time With Family, Bill Gates And The Chinese Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has sensationally resigned this afternoon, ending a decades long career in the
“We’ve Changed Our Ways” Says Airline That’s Just Given Old Detached Chairman $100k Pay Rise And Jacked Up Fares
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite being the architect of Qantas’ spiral into reputational obscurity, Alan Joyce had the manners to
Local Gen X Bloke Has Never Been Scammed Because Fuck Everybody And Everything Is A Bullshit Lie
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 50-year-old Betoota Heights man has revealed he’s never been scammed before because he harbours
“Oh That’s Just Roger. He’s Actually Harmless” Says Dutton Of Man Calling For Journalists To Be Lynched At No Rally
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has laughed off suggestions that Nazi lunatics are attempting to hijack the
The Hamish Assures Angry Rugby Fans That The Board Will Stay On And Ensure Nothing Changes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the moments before the Wallabies loss to Wales in France overnight, Rugby Australia’s Hamish
Ageing Bar Fly Has Heart Warmed Seeing Naughty Young Bloke Being Frogmarched From Pub Like He’s Roger Rogerson
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a heartwarming turn of events, an ageing bar fly at a French Quarter watering hole
Victorian AirBnB Owner Just Shrugs And Increases Price By 7.5%
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The defacto leader of Victoria has put the short-term accomodation industry in check this week by
Amazon’s Neighbours Debuts After Cast Was Forced To Work 20-Hour Shifts And Piss In Bottles
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Amazon reboot of the fabled soap opera “Neighbours” will be available to US commerce giant’
Motorist Prepares To Be Absolutely Ripped Off After Taking Car To Mechanic In Cute Building In Nice Part Of Town
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The proud owner of a high-kilometer 2008 Holden Captiva has made the classic error of taking
Outer Metro Housing Estate Parents Wonder Why Their Kid Doesn’t Wanna Play Outside
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two long-suffering but ultimately self-serving Gen X parents who bought a Betoota Heights house and land