Delusional Australian Insists He's Going To Stay Up To Date With International Soccer Moving Forward
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A delusional Australian man insists he is going to pick a European club and stay up
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Recession Fears Force Government To Raise Terror Threat Level
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government, in partnership with the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO), has announced
Albanese Open To Compulsory Betting On Sport Where Fans Must Wager In Order To View Matches
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report conducted by the gambling lobby has found that forcing fans to bet
Mining Analysts Conclude Athletes Have Outperformed The Kalgoorlie Super Pit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the Diggers & Dealers Mining Forum kicks off this weekend, mining analysts are
WADA To Investigate China Claims That Australian Swimmers Have Been Putting Banana And Honey On Their Weet-Bix
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) has announced an investigation into allegations that Australian
Local Man’s BYD Locks Doors And Speeds Toward Nearest Power Pole After He Joked About Chinese Doping
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man’s BYD Atto 3 reportedly locked its doors and accelerated towards
Government Reminds Taxpayers It’s Boomers Spending the Kids’ Inheritance Fuelling Inflation, Not Gargantuan Corporate Profiteering
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government has clarified that the our stubborn inflation rates are primarily due to
“Haha I Love This Song!” Says Tesla Owner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tesla advocate and green lifestyle enjoyer, Banjo Clementé, was recently heard exclaiming “Haha, I
Office Pisswreck Experiences Enough Mental Clarity To Bend Spoons With Mind After Completing Dry July
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Advocate’s own Dave Henderson has reported experiencing unprecedented mental clarity, claiming
Queenslanders, Tasmanians Carry Lesser States To Eternal Olympic Glory
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Queensland, Tasmania and to a much, much less extent Victoria and NSW are currently
International Students Rejoice As Native English Speaker Agrees To Do Entire Group Assignment For Cash
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a landmark deal that’s set to redefine group assignments at the prestigious
Local Woman Up For Tillies This Morning Still Hopes To Catch Rugby 7s Later Tonight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights woman Karen O’Donnell is hoping to catch the Rugby 7s tonight
Littleproud Sends Barnaby Through The Dip Again As His Foot-In-Mouth Disease Still Lingers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has been sent through the dip again by Nationals leader