Delusional Australian Insists He's Going To Stay Up To Date With International Soccer Moving Forward
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A delusional Australian man insists he is going to pick a European club and stay up
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Arnotts Insist Iced Vovos Have Always Been The Size Of A Postage Stamp
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Arnott’s has come forward to address complaints of their beloved Iced Vovos after
LA Olympic Closing Ceremony To Feature A Lime Green Maloo Cutting Hoops And Peeling Out Of The Stadium In Anticipation For Brisbane
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Brisbane 2032 Olympics team has announced that the closing ceremony of the 2028
Chronically Online Dipstick Putting Emojis Over Their Kid’s Faces Could Just Not Post Pictures Of Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights internet personality and profound dipstick, Paula Fusty, has once again graced her
Coles To Trial Armed Guards In Self-Checkouts As A Lethal Deterrent To Criminals Attempting To Steal Food
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Supermarket conglomerate Coles is set to trial placing armed guards at the self-checkout
Swifties Launch First Strike Against ISIL Targets In Northern Iraq Amid Concert Terror Threats
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Swifties have reportedly conducted a coordinated strike on Islamic State targets in Northern
City Worker Wins LinkedIn By Cutting The Shit And Posting Short Video Of Himself Performing Autofellatio
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Worthless office drone Brad Jenkins has taken won LinkedIn today according to colleagues and
Public Servant Recalled To The Office Fears They Might Have To Actually Complete Tasks In Return For Money Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Shire Council has announced that all public servants will be recalled to
Local Man’s Decadent Western Body Incompatible With Uniqlo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local city worker has let curiosity get the better of him again this
REX Neither Confirms Nor Denies Rumours They’ve Acquired A Fleet Of Ex-RAAF Caribous And A Couple Old Hercs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Embattled regional airline REX is rumoured to have acquired a small fleet of ex-
Popular Yuan-To-AUD Conversion Facility Claims 40% Cap On Foreign Students Will Essentially Make It Insolvent
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s most esteemed Yuan-to-AUD Conversion Facilities, the University
Local Man Reburies Weapons Cache As World Markets Begin To Stabilise
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Grove father Terry Douglas has just finished reburying the weapons cache he keeps
REX Says They’re Putting Their Old Saabs On Inter-City Routes To Keep Putting The Dog Up Qantas And Virgin Because Fuck Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Regional Express (REX) is bouncing back from having their Boeings repossessed by the bank