Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Man That Got Educated For Nothing Annoyed Young Workers Have HECS Indexation Marginally Decreased
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A sage elder from our town’s vast Heights district has sighed heavily at the television
“This Is Appalling, I Like It” Says Melbourne Man After Kyle Shares Story About Losing Toy Car Up His Arse And Having It Come Out His Mouth A Week Later
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The debut of the Kyle and Jackie-O Show in Melbourne took an unexpected turn today as
Suburban Dad Flicks On The 6pm News To See What He Should Be Angry And/Or Afraid Of Next
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a world where everything is bad and the future holds no hope for people who
Bar Fly Visibly Envious Of Man Getting The Soupy Coopers From The Bottom Of The Keg
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s great alcoholics, Deverell Slacks of the Hooting Chimp Hotel in the
“Yeah Fuck Me That Fucking Sucks Mate” Says REX Pilot To Devastated Bonza Colleague
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Rex Pilot has run into a Bonza colleague this afternoon inside Terminal 2 at Remienko
Uptown Catholic Remembers A Time When Us Rock Choppers Had Our Own Version Of David Jones
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A father of six from Betoota Heights has told The Advocate he remembers a time when
Chocos See Older Bloke With A Pet Lizard On His Shoulder And Agree This Must Be A Navy Bar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two Army Reservists have found themselves separated from their boys this afternoon so they’ve ducked
Chocos See Bloke Drinking A Cocktail At 11am And Agree This Must Be An Air Force Bar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our town’s Old City District has come alive this morning as the local Anzac Day
Shock As Another South African Poon Shows Little Respect For The Australian Public
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The wider Australian public has been besmirched by an uppity South African poon again, this time
Homeowners Dance To The Boomer Wiggles
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A breeding pair of Betoota Heights sexagenarians were observed dancing to Crowded House in their living
This Local Coles Is Being Praised For Being Absolute Aussie Legends This Anzac Day For Putting A Giant Plastic Digger In The Bakery Section
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local Coles is being praised today after they put a giant plastic statue of a
Commemorative Plaque On Renovated Sirius Building Shares History Of Iconic Building
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Renovations to Sydney’s iconic Sirius building are nearing completion and in order to preserve the