Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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LA Olympic Closing Ceremony To Feature A Lime Green Maloo Cutting Hoops And Peeling Out Of The Stadium In Anticipation For Brisbane
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Brisbane 2032 Olympics team has announced that the closing ceremony of the 2028 Los Angeles
Chronically Online Dipstick Putting Emojis Over Their Kid’s Faces Could Just Not Post Pictures Of Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights internet personality and profound dipstick, Paula Fusty, has once again graced her followers with
Coles To Trial Armed Guards In Self-Checkouts As A Lethal Deterrent To Criminals Attempting To Steal Food
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Supermarket conglomerate Coles is set to trial placing armed guards at the self-checkout sections of their
Swifties Launch First Strike Against ISIL Targets In Northern Iraq Amid Concert Terror Threats
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Swifties have reportedly conducted a coordinated strike on Islamic State targets in Northern Iraq on
City Worker Wins LinkedIn By Cutting The Shit And Posting Short Video Of Himself Performing Autofellatio
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Worthless office drone Brad Jenkins has taken won LinkedIn today according to colleagues and acquaintances alike
Public Servant Recalled To The Office Fears They Might Have To Actually Complete Tasks In Return For Money Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Shire Council has announced that all public servants will be recalled to the office,
Local Man’s Decadent Western Body Incompatible With Uniqlo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local city worker has let curiosity get the better of him again this week as
REX Neither Confirms Nor Denies Rumours They’ve Acquired A Fleet Of Ex-RAAF Caribous And A Couple Old Hercs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Embattled regional airline REX is rumoured to have acquired a small fleet of ex-Royal Australian Air
Popular Yuan-To-AUD Conversion Facility Claims 40% Cap On Foreign Students Will Essentially Make It Insolvent
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s most esteemed Yuan-to-AUD Conversion Facilities, the University of Sydney, is reeling
Local Man Reburies Weapons Cache As World Markets Begin To Stabilise
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Grove father Terry Douglas has just finished reburying the weapons cache he keeps in the
REX Says They’re Putting Their Old Saabs On Inter-City Routes To Keep Putting The Dog Up Qantas And Virgin Because Fuck Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Regional Express (REX) is bouncing back from having their Boeings repossessed by the bank last week
Recession Fears Force Government To Raise Terror Threat Level
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government, in partnership with the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO), has announced that the