Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Hungover Recount Of Last Night Unable To Identify When Now Weeping Cigarette Burn Happened
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Local Betoota Quarryman and all-round piss cutting legend, Jeronimo Regalé, has this morning had some trouble
Gran Still A Bit Funny About The Japanese
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Local sales manager Kerine Wright (24) has had a hard time convincing her grandma Olive Murphy
Man Begs For The Sweet Release Of Death After Mistaking Intermission For The End Of Amateur Theatre Production
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With just a minced California roll and two glasses of pinot noir sloshing around inside him,
Study Finds Fresh Plant Horses Should Be Right After A Few Neck Rubs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A recent survey conducted by the Australian Stock Horse Association (ASHA) has found that fresh plant
Bilingual Mate Asked To Showcase His Second Language After Three Schooners
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Hey Christian,” bellowed Christan’s oldest mate from the office, Dave. “Come over here and speak
Inner-City Leftie Cuts Line Of Coke With Forehead Of Colombian Child On World Vision Card
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An apathetic inner-city leftie looked into his wallet this afternoon during a long-corporate-lunch looking for a
Sandpapergate: Cricket Australia Slams English Cricket Fans For Engaging In Hilarious Banter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Cricket Australia has lashed out at some English cricket fans who thought it was acceptable to
Awkward Man Needs To Find New Cafe After Barista Learns His Name
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A systems engineer at South Betoota Polytechnical College is in need of a new cafe to
Cotton Farmer’s Son ‘Livid’ After Dad Buys Him The Wrong Mercedes Benz Ute
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular Hebel-area farmer’s son has lashed out at his father this morning after it’
Morning Meeting Now Just Passive Aggressive Comments About How Loud Jessica Types
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Is it raining outside?” asked one robotic middle-manager to another. “Or is that hail?” Those in
Wallabies Fan Still Dirty At Team For Winning And Ruining His Multi
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A mildly-unpopular doctor’s son has lashed out at the in-form Wallabies this morning after he
First-Year Knows He Shouldn’t Be Looking At The Welding – But Can’t Help Himself
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It feels like someone’s thrown sand in my eyes,” he said. And he told our