"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Local Hopes For True Love Dashed After She Pulls Out The Crystals
LEEROY PERCIVAL | Local News | Contact A local man has today had his renewed hope for true loved dashed when a
Police Launch Investigation To Find The Dog Who Tried To Set Up Bryan Fletcher
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Detectives from the New South Wales Police Major Crimes Unit have launched an investigation
Meme Riddled With Spelling Errors Conclusively Proves Foreign Aid Is Responsible For Drought
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A meme on social media today has today proven what many across the country already knew
Freezer Bananas From 2014 Still Waiting Patiently To Be Turned Into Bread
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On a lazy Sunday morning back in 2014, Dennis Rutland got up off the
Shorten Feels Confident Enough To Take Stab-Proof Vest Off After Weekend By-Elections
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prior to his morning jog around Lake Burley-Griffin this morning, the leader of
Exotic Fish Tank In Pokies A Testament To All The Cash Lost In That Room
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact A Galaxy Rasbora, Red Spot Severum, and even the endangered Nosferatu Labridens are just some of
Country Person Heading Home For Weekend Forgot How Fucking Cold It Gets
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact A 20-something man who’s spent the past 3 years softening his country coat on
Australian Living In London Looks Forward To Having Couch Back When Summer Ends
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Aussie ex-pat, Annabel Livingstone, has been living in London for the best part
Man Walking Barefoot Around Woolies Shouting Into Phone Doesn’t Want You To Get Him Fucking Started
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deverill ‘Wapjohns’ Slacks is under the pump, witnesses say. Striding headlong through the magic
“Sorry, This Is On Trend Now” Says Girlfriend Cutting The Bottom Off Her Boyfriend’s Jeans
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Right before his goddamn eyes, James Carmichael could only watch on as his life
Grown Man Justifies Financially-Reckless Purchase By Calling It A ‘Toy’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On top of Simon Pooley’s wardrobe, half full of $300 polyester suits and
Kate McClymont Learns She Can Only Investigate Dodgy Tradies, Hoons And Neighbourhood Disputes From Now On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular Fairfax investigative journalist Kate McClymont returned from lunch this afternoon to find a