"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Local Boomer’s 15 Cents Shopping Bag Outrage Redirected Towards ‘They Day’ Campaign
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact Logistics expert Oscar West (65) has had to pause his outrage over reusable plastic bags after
Agency Forces Team To Get Corporate Headshots In Final Act Of Humiliation
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact An office-wide memo at Betoota advertising agency Co-United Creative Klan has sent low-level
Suspended Private School Boarder Threatened With Local High School Yet Again
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact The delinquent son of a wealthy Betoota pub baron family has today called his parents
Inner-City Leftie Does His Part For Drought Stricken Farmers And Shares A Meme About It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “No, I didn’t buy these sausages from the butcher, I bought them from
NBN Contractor Takes Flexi Friday And Enjoys 5th Day This Week Doing Fuck All
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Leon Braithwaite has confirmed today that he is on a pretty good wicket. The 32-year-
Office Dog’s Vomit Set To Dissolve Slowly Into Carpet Until Owner Comes Back From Lunch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “What the fuck is that?” asked Georgia Frost as she came back into the
Betoota’s ‘Polo In The Outback’ Festival Moved To Quilpie After Recent Rain Turns Field Green
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The mid-winter rains the town received late last month has claimed another victim
Coles Announces Their Next Reusable Bag Backflip Will Be On The 29th Of August
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Coles has backflipped on their policy to hand out reusable shopping bags indefinitely this
“Abolish Centrelink!” Chortles Uptown Boy Who’s Never Needed To Go Inside One
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “One hundred and fifty billion,” said the weak-chinned suit. “That’s with a
Liaising With Dealers Now The Sole Reason Why Snapchat Is Still Installed On Local Man’s Phone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Taking time out of his busy Tuesday afternoon yesterday, a plain-clothed legal professional
Pub Manager Laughs In The Face Of Bartender Who ‘Needs To Go Early’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On this gorgeous ANZAC Day afternoon in our cosmopolitan inland metropolis, a popular French
Clothes Enjoy Fourth Wash Cycle Since Friday As Useless Man Forgets To Hang Them Out Once Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Fuck,” he said firmly enough for his neighbour across the hall to hear. A