Errol Parker

Friend Barely Capable Of Keeping Phone Connected Somehow Overseas Again

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Does God have a plan for me?” she asked. “Why does he let me

Shorten Vows To Turn The ABC Off At The Wall Then Turn It Back On Again

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Leader of the Opposition told reporters this morning in Melbourne that he sat

Surf School’s Final Lesson Teaches Students How To Fight A Local After Repeatedly Dropping In On Them

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “If you can, try and grab a handful of hair. That way you can

Council To Trial ‘Yuppie Cull’ In Bid To Save Fledgling Local Tourist Attraction

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The thousands of young professionals that have recently moved into our town’s French

Mature Age Online Student Devastated By Inability To Interrupt Lecturer Mid Sentence

SportsBet’s Commitment To No BS Cup Day Includes Planned Upgrade Instead Of Taking Bets

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Punters all up and down the Betoota Turf Club beer garden are on the

Virgin Say They Will Also Salute All Hospitality Staff Who Work A Melbourne Cup

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Bartenders, waitresses, cellarmen, managers, licensees, glassies and other assorted hospitality staff who’ve served

Bar Staff Phone Their Loved Ones Before Going To War Against The Tarocash Army Today

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nearly a thousand infantrymen from the Imperial Tarocash Army are expected to invade the

Essential Worker’s Current Monday Afternoon Existential Crisis Might Stem From Huge Weekend

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A youngish man broke the monotony of an afternoon from hell by retiring to

Confused Boomers Clutch To Printed-Out Itinerary Hoping It Will Reveal How To Check-In

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “What the fuck is a self-serve check-in kiosk?” she said. Graeme Chambers

Man Emerges From Racetrack Portaloo A Hero After Beating Personal Best Piss Flap Drop Count

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Gold Cup was the scene of many dramatic victories and losses this

Problem Gambler Thankful Betting App Won’t Ever Leave Him Like His BS Wife And Kids Did

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Mike Simmons told our reporter he’s a long way off cashing out with