Government Under Fire For Offering Bonus Bets During Census
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has tonight been forced to defend a controversial feature of the national census.
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“Don’t Talk To Me About Oppression!”: Charity Mugger Receives Tongue-Lashing From Wallabies Fan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An overly-polite and softly-manner door-knocking charity worker has been yelled off
Liberals Reportedly ‘Furious’ At Jesus For Answering Prayers Of Labor Party In Victoria
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular secular figure Jesus Christ has told reporters this morning that he’s fielded
Supermarket Lasagne Slowly Defrosting On Kitchen Bench Says Mum’s Clocked Off For The Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The shoes are off and the Austar IQ is working double time. Brenda Matthews
Report: Drinking In Direct Sunlight Found To Increase Alcoholic Beverage Strength By Up To 50%
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s peak scientific body has today confirmed what many believe to be true.
Pub Chef Bares His Soul With New Pepper Grinder Tattoo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Whether he’s burning steaks or shingling cheddar over a chicken parmigiana, it’s
Confused Boomer Attempts To Move Against The Flow Of Passengers Disembarking Plane
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A gibbering old fuck was seen attempting to move against the flow of disembarking
Property Agent Impressed By Well-Hidden Bongs On House Inspection
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact While inspecting a rental property in the ruff n’ ragged Betoota Ponds district, property agent Billy
Odd Assortment Of Stolen Pub Glassware Fair Indication He’s Not Ready To Settle Down Yet
TRACEY BENDIGNER | Culture | Contact A local girl has had her suspicions confirmed this evening after opening up the glasses cupboard
Tom Tilley Accidentally Rocks Up To Work In A Client Liaison T-Shirt On #ausmusictshirtday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Oh fuck, whoops,” he said. “Should I go home and change?” Tom Tilley said
ScoMo Announces Controversial Buy-Back Scheme For Deadly Bunnings Onions
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has this afternoon stepped in to quell the hysteria surrounding caramelised
ScoMo Vomits After Trying Traditional Tradie-Bloke Breakfast Of Choccie Milk And A Dart
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact This morning in Singapore, the Prime Minister took his PR rebrand to the next
Agent Punished For Giving Bond Back To Tenant Despite Evidence Living Room Had Been Lived In
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter leasing agent told The Advocate this afternoon that he’s being