Phins Agree To Carry The Weight Of Queensland On Their Shoulders After Qualifying For Finals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Dolphins are this evening enjoying the greatest night in the club’s history (so far)
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Rugby Australia’s Marketing Pigeon Receives Promotion
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sydney pigeon, who just last week was pecking its way through a discarded
Boyfriend’s Birthday Present Scrapes A Pass Mark In Local Woman’s Group Chat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With minutes left until David Jones closed, the clip-clopping of Dexter Bradley’s
Report: Guess We’re Gonna Win The World Cup Then
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Redemption for James O’Connor and none for Israel Folau. The French Quarter is
Car Decides Man’s Life Is Fucked Enough And Kindly Turns The Engine Light Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Yesterday was fucked enough for Oscar Dodson and just when he though things couldn’
Car Decides Man’s Life Is Good At The Moment And Throws On The Check Engine Light
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The dreams of spending his ill-gotten, largely fraudulent tax return in some far-
Retiree Wonders Why His Fully-Franked Dividends Are Now In Danger Of Being Fully-Fucked
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s elders who can’t understand why he feels angry
Conservatives Agree To Legalise Abortion But Only For Embryos Conceived In Sinful Reverse Cowgirl
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what’s being considered a win for the Berijiklian government, conservative members have
Conservative MPs Open To Abortion Bill Debate Once They Discover A Way To Profit From It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Debate over who ultimately has control over a woman’s reproductive organs continues to
Job Applicant With Largely Honest Resume Probably Not Going To Get This Job Either
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local job seeker is telling himself that his most recent job interview went
“Everything’s Totally Fucking Fucked, Mate. Big Time,” Explains CommSec’s Tom Piotrowski
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When seas that girt the Australian Stock Exchange begin to swirl, CommSec’s Tom
Psychopath Sits And Waits For Cab Driver To Give Him Exact Change
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights psychopath handed over a $20 to a local taxi driver today
Moeen Ali Apologises For Jeff Thomsoning Someone In The First Over
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Moeen Ali, the greatest English spinner of all time, has put his hand up