Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Lucy Zelic Forced To Apologise For Telling The Truth About Adelaide
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact SBS football presenter Lucy Zelic has been forced to apologise today after labelling Adelaide ‘dull’ and
Scott Morrison Slams US For Giving Visa To Unaccompanied European Child That Arrived By Boat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison has slammed the United States overnight for granting a visa to an
Long Pause During Airport Gate Page Suggests Someone’s Name Is About To Be Mangled
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local city worker was running to catch a plane this morning through the Remienko Domestic
Man Treats Self To Taxi As He’s Not In The Mood To Have A Polite But Forced Conversation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Arriving back in our thriving inland community, nestled on the fringe of the Simpson Desert, one
Grown Man Who Declared The Age Of Entitlement Over Can’t Even Be Fucked Tucking In A Shirt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ambassador to the United States Joe Hockey hosted the Prime Minister this week in Washington during
Truckie Shrugs And Thinks ‘Please Limit Compression Braking’ Must Be For The Other Truckies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights was once a sleepy, treeless enclave on our town’s fringe. Scorched by day
Class-Betraying Leasing Agent Steals Bond To Help Landlord Freshen Up Investment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Tarocash Mafia’s only natural predator is the Civil and Administrative Tribunal. But they don’
Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Delivers Rousing Half Time Speech In Effort To Turn Things Around
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rugby Australia’s new Marketing Pigeon stood on the shoulder of Wallabies Coach Michael Cheika during
Society Shocked Again That A Privately-Educated Son Of Somebody Turned Out To Be An Arsehole
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For reasons unbeknown to The Advocate, society has been left reeling yet again at the news
Former Small Town Alpha Dog Now Cruising Through His 30s In A Beige Proton Jumbuck
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights big unit and tricode football star who needs no introduction is still rolling
Man’s Most Reliable And Practical Mate Unsurprisingly Drives A Subaru Brumby
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Left with not much else to do this afternoon besides think about things, a local man
Chinese Spy Tasked With Infiltrating Lambie Network Ends Up Doing Meals On Wheels In Burnie
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Earlier this year, Li ‘Nathan’ Qiang arrived in Burnie with a suitcase full of dreams – and