Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Chinese Spy Tasked With Infiltrating The Nats Learns To Fly Plane, Ride Horse, Fuck His Woman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An International business student turned spy for the People’s Republic of China isn’t a
Student Proudly Stating He Hasn’t Studied For His Leaving Exams Thinks That’s Cool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Someone’s spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to get him to where he is. His
Chinese Spy Infiltrating Greens Suffers The Indignity Of White People Speaking Mandarin To Her
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact After a spate of ICAC inquiries and ABC investigations have revealed concerning levels of Chinese influence
Brand New Jeep Does A Record 146km Before The Engine Light Comes On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man who clearly has rocks inside his head where his brain should be laughed off
Chinese Spy Tasked With Infiltrating KAP Forced To Learn Slim Dusty’s Entire Back Catalogue
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Chinese spy moonlighting as an international student has been given the challenge of infiltrating the
Nation Should Just Get Over Having A Spy In Parliament, Says PM With One-Seat Majority
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite clear evidence that embattled Federal MP Gladys Liu has taken money from groups affiliated with
Robot At The Centre Of Centrelink RoboDebt Disaster Says It Was Only Following Orders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The robot who triggered the catastrophic RoboDebt disaster has told media this afternoon that it was
Full-Time Stay-At-Home Son’s New App: “It’s Like Uber But Clean Piss For People On Welfare”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A great lump of a man who’s a constant source of immeasurable disappointment to his
“Absolutely No Way To Make Flights Cheaper In The Bush” Says Airline CEO Making $24m A Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s highest paid executive has told The Advocate this morning that there’s not much
Turnbull On Gladys Liu Saga: “I Don’t Care. Leave Me Alone And Stop Calling This Number”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has weighed in on the ongoing crisis within the Coalition government
Doctors Conclude Inhaling Anything Else But Air Is Going To Fuck Your Lungs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After a spate of vaping-related deaths in the United States, doctors in Australia have come to
Barnaby Goes Back To Supporting The NSW Blues After Remembering QLD Decriminalised Abortion
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular backbencher Barnaby Joyce has thrown his support behind the NSW Blues today after a member