Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Man Sent On Mission To His Local Potion Shop To Buy World’s Most Expensive Handwash
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact His first mistake was to say he was going to his favourite hobby shop, which is
Local Man Unfazed By Coronavirus Dangers Cheats Death By Riding New Push Bike All Over Road
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The initial dangers of COVID-19 have passed us and one local man explained to our reporters
Man To Visit The Schooner Shop This Afternoon For A Hearty Salt & Vinegar Chip Dinner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though he won’t be able to wander off to do the macarena on his local
Palaszczuk Government Urged To Act After Southerns Learn How To Scale Border Wall
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The de facto leader from one of Queensland’s largest militia forces has asked the Palaszczuk
Robot Who Forgot He Owned A House Says Buying Virgin Is ‘Financially Reckless’ And ‘Corrupt’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A locally-popular robot took to social media this week to brand the Queensland State Government’s
Local Fuckwit Dry Cleans His Black Puffer Vest Ahead Of Long Winter Of Being A Fuckwit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite what he tells you, Darcy Galhooly is terrible company. He openly cheats at pub trivia,
Property Investor With Vacant Dwelling Appalled At Having To Pay His Own Mortgage For Once
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has lashed out this morning after it became increasingly apparent to him that
PM: “Who Needs China As A Trading Partner? We Have Post-Brexit Britain.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has laughed off suggestion that the nation’s many industries that depend heavily
SAD: People In NSW Think Their Anti-Fun Government Is Actually Keen To Reopen The Pubs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sitting outside what many in Sydney consider to be the best example of a pub in
“I Haven’t Coughed Like That Since Uni When Someone Tricked Me Into Smoking Tea Through A Orchy Bottle!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has shrugged off speculation he’s been kissed by the pangolin today by
Strung-Out University Chancellor Begs Government For A Hit Of International Student
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Chancellor of the highly-regarded South Betoota Polytechnic College has begged the Prime Minister to let
ScoMo Rediscovers His Favourite Song From 2003
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After staying away for many nights over the past 17 years looking, the Prime Minister has