Naplan Results Confirm Your Kid Might Be Missing A Few Roos In The Top Paddock
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It's been a bit of a grim week for plenty of parents, with national
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“Why Aren’t You Having A Wedding?” Asks Parent Who Thinks Weddings Still Cost $300
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights septuagenarian is struggling to come to terms with the fact her
Victorian Woman Stuck In Sydney Told To Either Wait It Out Or Get Really Fucken Good At Tennis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Victorian Government has finally updated the travel information for Victorian residents currently unable
National Pride Once Again Rests Upon The Shoulders Of Steve Smith
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The pride of the nation has once again been put on the line by
Melbourne Man Finding It Hard To Stand With Dan Right Now After He Brings Virus Back To Town
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “All for a game of tennis!” he sighed. “I know that we’re the
Toyota Finally Admits This Thing Was A Bit Of A Brain Snap
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the world’s most successful car manufacturers has broken their silence over
Government Says We Need New Apache Helicopters To Make Sure No More American Pigeons Invade Us
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government has earmarked $4.5 billion to spend on 29 new Apache
Transit Officer Decides Bloke With Face Tattoos Not Wearing A Mask Isn’t Worth $21.38 An Hour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Fuck that noise,” he said. “I’m just going to walk over here.” Masks
“We Can’t Shoot Brumbies! It’s Our Heritage!” Says Inner-City Leftie Who’d Shoot Captain Cook
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shooting brumbies to death, according to one French Quarter resident, is inhumane and disgusting.
Cricket Australia Say Steve Smith Will Be Reprogrammed To Not Walk On Pitch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s favourite sons will be reprogrammed today to not walk
“She’ll Be Right,” Says Government As Efficacy Of AstraZeneca Jab Called Is Into Question
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Claims that the Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine is only around 63% effective are unfounded and
McGowan Shares Secret To Crushing Spicy Cough: “First, Be The Most Isolated City On Earth.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian wanted some tips on destroying the pangolin’s wrath,
PM Faces Criticism For Not Cutting Holiday Short As McCormack Fire Rages Out Of Control
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is facing criticism today for not cutting his family holiday short