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Bloke Who Yells At The Sky Re-Emerges As Most Competent Person To Lead Nationals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for New England Barnaby Joyce has reemerged as the most competent person
Office Pom Who’s Been Here For 20 Years Asked If He’s Thankful To Be Here And Not In London
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A token office Pom revealed to The Advocate today that for the past year,
Canberra Reopens To Brisbane, In Case Anybody Cares
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Chief Minister of the ACT and the person who gives him medical advice
Search Continues For People Who Feel Sorry University Sector Struggling Without International Students
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The search is continuing this morning for those in our fragile society that give
Palaszczuk Left Confused As Other States Keep Borders Open To Queenslanders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has revealed her confusion this morning as other state premiers
Queensland The Latest State To Let Nation Down After Letting In The British Super Spicy Cough
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The south-east corner of Queensland has comprehensively shit the bed today after letting
Fiji Laughs At ‘Pathetic’ American Attempt At A Coup D’Éta
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pacific powerhouse Fiji has reportedly laughed at American attempts to overthrow their government today,
PM: “At Times Like This, Americans Should Be Inspired By Their Cricketing Heroes”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister Scott Morrison has shared a statement on the storming of the
“Good” Migrants Launch Fresh Attack On Australia’s Fight To Contain The Spicy Cough
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s stock of English, Irish and American backpackers joined together yesterday on
Palaszczuk Apologises; Reopens Border To Sydney After Remembering She’s Already Won The Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our Great Protector Annastacia Palaszczuk has been forced to eat humble pavlova today and
Scott Morrison’s Holiday Message: “Merry Christmas To All Australians, Except Dan Andrews.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Bloke, Scott Morrison, has delivered his Christmas message to the nation this
Palaszczuk Closes Border To Antarctica After Chilean Base Cluster Grows To 58
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our Protector Annastacia Palaszczuk has slammed Queensland’s border with Antarctica shut today after