Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Fancy Man Casts Eery Silence Over Group Chat By Suggesting A Boys Trip To Dark Mofo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man tested his mates’ appetite for avant-garde art and cold air this morning by
High Schooler Says His Cardiologist Advised Him Not To Do Any Stressful Homework This Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local high schooler has told his English teacher this afternoon that his cardiologist has advised
Mark McGowan Practices Saying “This Election Will Be Tough” In The Mirror With A Straight Face
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Mark McGowan has prepared himself for yet another day of public service by practicing public speaking
News Returns To Facebook After Government Learns People Only Read The Headline And Comments
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australian news content is going to return to Facebook soon thanks to the Federal Government and
Holden Rodeo Belonging To Apprentice Butcher About To Get A 3-Inch Straight-Through Exhaust
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact From next week, if you hear an elephant trumpeting or a low-flying jumbo jet pass overhead,
PraiseSeeker Increases JobSeeker By $3.60 A Day In Latest Effort To Distract Voters
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has gifted the nation’s unemployed an extra $50 a fortnight in his
Local Pilot’s “If It’s Not Boeing, I’m Not Going” Hat Once Again Looking Pretty Fucken Silly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A hat belonging to a local pilot, who’s been working in the French Quarter Coles
Reality Dawns On Inner-City Leftie That Some Of His Mates Might Actually Be A Bit Conservative
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A self-described moral arbiter from the French Quarter has spoken today of his shock after learning
“Mark Zuckerberg Is An Out-Of-Touch Rich CEO,” Says Bloke Who’s Worth $300m For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Home Affairs Minister has criticised Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg for being an out-of-touch, rich CEO
Report: Maybe You Should Have A Spoonful Of Cement And Harden The Fuck Up, Linda
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Defence Minister Linda Reynolds broke down in the Senate yesterday and asked the boss Senator
Baba Says Djoko Will Cure Cancer After He’s Done Winning This Tennis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter area grandmother has made the bold claim that tennis player Novak Djokovic will
19-Year-Old Enjoyed Reading His First Newspaper This Morning But Glad He Never Has To Do It Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights teenager woke this morning to find his Facebook devoid of news content, forcing