Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Elite Private School Boy Learns His Actions Might Actually Have Consequences After All
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s future leaders has learned this week that perhaps he can’t
Report: On Second Thought, Maybe The Many Pox-Ridden Hellholes Of Europe Need The Jab More
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Italy and other assorted lands of disease and pestilence across Europe have banded together to block
Macquarie Dictionary Updates Definition Of Irony To Linda Reynolds Calling Someone A Lying Cow
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The brains behind the national word book have announced today that their definition of irony has
PM: “Fuuck Take Me Back To The Good Old Days When I Just Played Candy Crush At The Footy”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s chief bloke says he just wants to go back to the good old
“I Am A Victim And You’re All To Blame”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact The Attorney-General Chrisitan Porter has revealed today in Perth that he is the victim of a
PM Left Confused After Rio Tinto Chairman Steps Down Over Something He Didn’t Actually Do
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact Rio Tinto chairman Simon Thompson will step down from his position sometime in the next 12
Uptown Boy Explains How Country Takeaway’s Devil Wings Aren’t Even Spicy At All
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man who’s father lets him have long hair has explained to those around
Jesus Phones Scott To Remind Him That He’s Being A Pretty Shithouse Christian Right Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Spiritual leader and popular sky man, Jesus H Christ of Nazareth, has phoned our Bloke-In-Chief to
Final Report Into Aged Care Recommends Not Being Poor As The Best Way To Receive Decent Care
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The final report into the aged care sector was handed down today and one of the
DNA Test Reveals Body Found In Bushland Outside Canberra Is Not That Of Missing Prime Minister
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The search for missing man Scott Morrison continues today after DNA test results prove the body
Investigation Into Crown Suggests They Couldn’t Even Run A Chook Raffle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The preliminary investigation into Crown Resorts has uncovered many systematic failures that have seen the company
Grey-Haired Sharks Wait Until Auction Is Almost Done To Blow Young Couples Out Of The Water
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of grey-haired sharks from Betoota Grove, one of our town’s leafiest and most