Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Scott Morrison To Star In Upcoming Local Production Of ‘Death Of A Salesman’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister will play the lead role of Willy Loman in an upcoming Canberra production
PM’s Office Says Scotty Had ‘Cowering Under Bed To Hide From Media’ In His Diary For Months
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Where is Scott Morrison? If you want to know, just call his private office number. The
PM: “I Need You To Take One For Team ScoMo And Resign, Linda.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The pair of pig-headed boomers responsible for creating and fostering an environment where their staff can
Bank Of Mum & Dad Begin Offering Select Customers Free Accommodation To Save For Deposit
BRENDON CANVIO | Finance | Contact Local branches of the Bank of Mum & Dad are introducing an ultra-competitive home loan package
Clive Palmer, Gina Rinehart Selected At Random To Be Among First To Receive Spicy Cough Jab
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Mining identities Clive Palmer and Gina Rinehart have been selected at random today to be among
Dutton Takes Basic Math Refresher Course As PM Fails To Market Himself Out Of Latest Scandal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister’s handling of this latest scandal has forced Peter Dutton to re-evaluate his
“Bloody Hell These Indian Farmers Love A Whinge, Don’t They?” Says Local Farmer
ERROL PARKER |Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Downs grazier has had a bit of a chuckle to himself catching up with
Scientists Find The Only Subaru Outback Without A National Parks Pass Sticker On Windscreen
ERROL PARKER |Editor-at-large | Contact As the world burns down around them, scientists from the nation’s peak scientific body have
Feature Story On Grey Nomads Complaining About Border Closures Nets Zero Sympathy From Anyone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A double-feature story on grey nomads being mildly inconvenienced by border closures over the wet season
Andrews Set To Green Light Australian GP Later In Year After Roaring Success Of Tennis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Victorian Government is looking to pat themselves on the back today over their handling of
Melbourne Floristry, Restaurant Industry Just Glad They Had Nothing Important On This Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The many florists and restaurants of Melbourne just counting their lucky stars today after the Andrews
David Littleproud’s Ska Band ‘The Littleproud Boys’ Changes Name As Proud Boy Movement Grows
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Today is a sad day in the Western Queensland ska scene because one of the districts’