Errol Parker

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Albo Sighs And Tells A Local Constituent Yeah He Knows A Guy Who Can Torch A Captiva For $500

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese said he was left in a pickle this morning after a constituent

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India Flight Ban Makes Sense, According To Government That Never Considered Banning US Flights

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government is tipped to ban all flights from India today as the country struggles

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Receptionist Leaving Job At Small Town Council Replaced By Her Equally-As-Unqualified Sister

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The long-time receptionist at the Betoota Shire Council offices is moving on to a new role

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Michael Caton Snubbed By Oscars Yet Again After Groundbreaking Performance in Rams

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s greatest exports has revealed he’s been snubbed by the Motion

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“Can’t We Just Talk About The Silly Navy Dancers?” Says Scotty At First National Cabinet Meeting

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The knockabout bloke with two pikelet-sized nipples stuck to his chest that runs this bloody country

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DefenceJobs Now Advertising Positions For Anyone Seeking A Career In Throwing It The Fuck Back

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After the roaring success of their salute to the HMS Supply the other day, the Royal

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Scotty Says He’ll Apologise But He Won’t Take Off His Sunnies

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s rudeboy-in-chief has conceeded he might need to apologise to Christine Holgate for the

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[Redacted By Legal] Says He’s Going To [Redacted By Legal] Journalists Over [Redacted By Legal]

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local [redacted by legal] has explained to our reporters that they can’t wait to

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Left With No Other Option, Rich Person’s Kid Goes To Design School

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some in our town say French Quarter mid-tier design school, École Pour Les Sangs Bleus Inutiles,

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PM Responds To Christine Holgate: “You’d Think I Pissed On The Rug The Way She’s Carrying On”

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Bloke Scotty Morrison invited reporters into his Parliamentary man cave this morning to watch

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New Byron Themed Reality Show Just A Bunch Of Blow-Ins Arguing Over Who Ruined Byron Bay

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s weeping wound is subject of a new reality television show where people who

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PM Announces His Mate Paul From Woolies Is The New Australia Post CEO

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Bloke has made it public today that a bloke who looks just like him