Barnaby Joyce Deposits 300k From His Super Into Newly Made Sportsbet Account After Hearing How The VIPs Get Looked After
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man aspiring to return to his role as Deputy Minister has today made quite a
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Ten Blokes Down At The Nets Exercising In Pairs Swear To Police They Don’t Know Each Other
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ten blokes using five cricket nets just over the border on Milparinka were forced
Hazzard Maintains Best Health Advice At The Moment Is To Not Catch The Spicy Cough Because It Might Fuck Your Shit Right Up Big Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New South Wales Health Minister Brad Hazzard has told reporters in Sydney this morning
Lack Of Breadmaking Content Suggest This Lockdown Can Go And Get Fucked
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact From our free and happy inland port city, a lack of breadmaking content from
Dan Andrews Says He’ll Be Drinking From The Bottom Shelf Tonight As Situation In Victoria Continues To Deteriorate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The current situation in our nation’s second strangest state is now at the
Frog From Silverchair’s Debut Album To Sue Rock Group Saying He Never Agreed To Be Stomped On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The frog that appeared on the cover art for Silverchair’s 1995 debut album
Western Australia Closes Sydney Consulate Following Morrison’s ‘Cavemen’ Comments
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Democratic People’s Republic Of Western Australia (DPRWA) have closed their Sydney consulate
PM’s Advisor Lies Awake At Night Wondering Why Scotty Called West Australians “Cave People”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the Prime Minister’s Bloke Advisors has told this masthead this morning
Man Makes Sure To Get His $3300 Worth Out Of Hotel Quarantine By Smoking Nude On The Couch Like A Cat In The Afternoon Sun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota man who was thrown into hotel quarantine for declaring on his Queensland
“One Death Is A Tragedy, A Million Is A Statistic,” Says Private School Boy Who Says Let It Rip
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young Old Boy from one of our town’s most exclusive and leafy
Dan: “Victoria Can’t Learn To Live With The Virus Until After My Next Election”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Victorian Premier has seen what taking an elimination policy has done for other
Public Servant Who Suggested Grey Nomads Can Pick Fruit Has Obviously Never Met A Grey Nomad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A bead-wearing public servant who once upon a time either took the light
Man Does His Mental Health A Favour By Throwing TV Off Balcony Before These Clowns Come On To Lie To Him For 45 Minutes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Fed up with his base-level of anxiety that’s largely consumed his life