Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Clive Palmer Disappoints All By Almost Immediately Driving Hitler’s Mercedes Into Flood Water
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Billionaire Clive Palmer has brought great shame upon himself, his community and motor vehicle
Decadent Western Pig Summons Another $32 Pad Kee Mao In This Pissing Rain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter architect has simply shrugged his shoulders and exercised his birthright to
Hundreds Of VE Commodores With Stretched Timing Chains Mysteriously End Up In Low-Lying Parts Of Brisbane
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Emergency crews have spoken today of driving their tinnies down the flood streets of
Scotty Slips On A Camouflage Jacket To Make Him Even More Invisible During A Crisis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is in our state’s sodden south-east corner this afternoon
Distant Friend Of New Parents Ambitiously Refers To Herself As ‘Aunty’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT New mum Lauren Kamleh didn’t know that the arrival of her newborn baby daughter would
Recently Single Girl Kicks Of Melbourne Weekend With Mysterious Photo Of Airplane Wing
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Flying high above the clouds, away from the small town drama she’s left
Local Dad Visibly Anxious Walking Into Hardware Store With Sparkling Fresh Joggers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A nervous Dad was seen tip-toeing into a West Betoota hardware store this
Bachelor Shopping Online For Clothes Wonders What Fictional Girlfriend Would Think Of This Outfit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Bachelor is struggling to update his wardrobe today, unable to commit to
Scotty Accidentally Trips And Squashes Last Remaining Thylacine While Campaigning In Rural Tassie
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact While embarking on what was described as ‘an urgent conservation photo-op’ on the island of
Man Unsure If He Should Doom-Scroll Twitter All Night Or Get On It Proper Just In Case This Is It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker has told The Advocate today in the smoking area of the
Alan Joyce Says Those Accusing Qantas Of Price Gouging Can Fooken Walk If They Want
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Around the country, people are complaining that Qantas is charging whatever the hell they
Sydney Metro Drivers Set To Join Demonstrations Against Tyrannical Perrottet Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The robots who drive the Sydney Metro Trains are set to join their homo