Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Man’s Bad Feeling About Coworker Confirmed After He Turns Up To Work In A Dragons Jersey
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter city worker has told this masthead that he’s always had
Energy Minister Angus Taylor Tests Mike Cannon-Brookes’ Theory Of Cheap Renewable Power In Sim City 3000
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Federal Energy Minister Angus Taylor has decided to put claims made by dishevelled billionaire,
Inner-City Leftie Finally Able To Welcome Red Hat Back Into The Rotation After 1933-Day Absence
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter yuppie’s dearth of rouge headwear has come to an end
Dutton Frantically Tries To Redirect Parcel Of Tanks To Ukraine As Putin Gets The Party Started
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Defence Minister Peter Dutton is frantically trying to redirect a parcel of new tanks
Barnaby Says Those Who Say His New Mr Bean Mask Is Un-Parliamentary Are Humourless Losers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Deputy Prime Minister has told critics today that they’re humourless losers and
PM’s Office Say His Snazzy New Sunglasses Are A Fashion Statement And Definitely Not A Medical Device
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister’s Office has released a statement this morning after Scott Morrison
ABC Put The Kettle On And Wait For The Fixated Persons Unit To Turn Up And Start [Redacted By Legal] People
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Journalists at the nation’s public broadcaster have put the jug on and taken
English Teacher’s Rudeboy Summer Couldn’t Feel Further Away As Class Has First COVID Case
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular English teacher at Green Road State School in our town’s Heights
Aged Care Minister Richard Colbeck Offers To Resign After Being Caught Playing Ultimate Frisbee On Sunday When He Should’ve Been In Church
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A disc-shaped straw might’ve broken the camel’s back this afternoon in
Live Music’s Dead? The Sea World Steel Drum Band Says You Can Go And Get Fucked
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For nearly two years now, our town’s youth have been banging the ‘Live
Quiet Australians Just Getting On With Life Paying Out The Arse For Groceries And Fuel
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Quiet Australians of our humbled inland port city have shared news that they’
McGowan Admits He Can’t Go On Shooting Hard Border Opponents With An Anti-Aircraft Gun Forever
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The defacto leader of the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of Western Australia [DPRWA] has admitted