Seasonal Depression Expected To Kick In Now Long Weekend Month Officially Over
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT After a month of binge drinking, not sweating too bad and just overall having a more
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Next Ep Of Pauline Hanson’s Please Explain To Feature Former Senator Trying To Get On JobSeeker
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A case of regicide has occurred in outer-metro south-east-corner Queensland this weekend as our state’s
Puffer Jacket Chode Feels Ripped Off After Buying A $5 Democracy Sausage At Under-Funded State School
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man who’s spent 32 years living in his entrepreneur father’s shadow has
Inner-City Liberal Volunteer Receives Final Snide Remark And Eye Roll From Yuppie Teal Couple As Polls Close
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Someone’s son put on a brave face today as young couple after young couple rolled
Kooyong Man Just Trying To Have A Peaceful Dump At The Pub Bombarded With Frydenberg Ads
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 456-month-old baby told The Advocate today that he was just trying to have a peaceful
PM Alludes To Possible Coup After Election Loss: “You’ll Need A Bulldozer To Get Me Out Of Kirribilli”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is mulling a coup should he lose this weekend’s election, insiders say,
Hospo Manager With A Masters In Asian Languages Will Be Sharing A Dunny With Some Bloke Forever
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The night manager at the Lake Betoota Country Club thought he’d give himself a laugh
Libs: “We Have Earmarked Further Spending For Whatever Our Focus Groups Say Is Most Popular”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Coalition’s money men have earmarked further spending in these last days of the election
ABC Denies Bias Just Hours Before Tonight’s Four Corners Episode “Inside Morrison’s Death Cult Church”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australian Bolshevik Channel has been forced to defend itself again today, this time from the
Letter To The Editor: “Your Newspaper Has Become Quite Biased And That Offends Me”
EDITORIAL To the Editor, I have been a faithful reader of The Betoota Advocate for 25 years now and in
PM: “Ask Not What Your Super Can Do For You, But What Your Super Can Do For The Property Market”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the fanfare erupted around Prime Minister at the official Coalition Campaign Launch in Brisbane over
Albo Wonders If He Could Just Pull A ScoMo Today And Fuck Work Off For The Resort Swim-Up Bar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese is in the tropics today and it seems, by his own admission,
Barnaby Tells Kangaroo Swimming In His Damn Pool To Get The Hell Out Before He Calls The Cops
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Deputy Prime Minister returned home yesterday to find a kangaroo swimming in his pool, which