Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Chronically Anxious Woman And Overly Laidback Boyfriend Surprisingly Do Not Balance Each Other Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An overly anxious woman has discovered that the whole ‘opposites attract’ thing might not actually result
Local Cat To Ignore $50 Worth Of Cat Toys In Favour Of Playing With Hair Ties
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local tabby has once again rejected his owners attempts to wrangle him into playing with
Half-Naked Best Man Attempts To Settle The Groom’s Nerves With Some Breakfast Crownies
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT An easy-breezy friend is attempting to calm his best mate’s nerves this morning,
Local It-Girl Explodes After Mum Borrows Her ‘Sandshoes’
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A local IT girl is melting down like a Dusk candle today after watching
Artsy Couple Struggling To Come Up With A Unique Baby Name Will Just Call It Lorem Ipsum For Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple expecting a bundle of joy in a couple of months are reportedly having a
Once Provocative 50-Year-Old Rapper Struggles To Shock Young People That Grew Up With Trump And Covid
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The release of Eminem’s much anticipated 12th studio album has failed to create the effect
Mate Who Reckons They Grew Up Rough Suspiciously Excited By Recent Snow Dump At Thredbo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman who’s always insisted she ‘grew up rough’ has raised some eyebrows
Side Of Pillowy Mash Provides Softer Landing For Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A generous bowl of buttery mashed potato is proving to be worth its weight
Uni Graduation Proudest Time Parents Spent Being Bored Shitless
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A uni graduation took place at Betoota Anglican University today and The Advocate would like to
Guy Who Used To Sack Wack Year 8s In High School Starts Posting From Men’s Only Health Retreat
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A former high school bully has emerged from the swamps of Instagram this week
Humble Bragger Flexes His Eurotrip By Asking If Anyone Knows Where To Watch Origin In Helsinki
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT Darby Humphries has been travelling Europe for the past six weeks, and don’t
Tenacious D Rebrand To Softcock D
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Jack Black has today announced on his Instagram that Tenacious D will be officially rebranding to