Delusional Australian Insists He's Going To Stay Up To Date With International Soccer Moving Forward
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A delusional Australian man insists he is going to pick a European club and stay up
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Local Fashion Girl On Road Trip Practically Drooling At Sight Of Neglected Country Town’s Vinnies
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local city girl on a pilgrimage from Melbourne to Sydney has struggled to keep the
“They Missed A Piece” Says Man Building Ikea Table Who Trusts Himself Over Unorganised Swedes
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has once again fallen victim to the notoriously disorganised Ikea’s forgetful act
What’s Happened To Our Hospitals?!’ Cries Rich Boomer Who Has A Family Trust For Tax Purposes
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In an outburst that has left locals scratching their heads, Betoota Heights resident and self-proclaimed
Boss Suggests Mindfulness To Recently-Made Redundant Employee
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a move that has shocked no one but insulted everyone, software engineer Mason Lee (36)
Man Prepares To Enter A Chemist Warehouse The Same Way He Does For A Rave
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Local man Troy Leoni (32) has been spotted outside Betoota Heights’ Chemist Warehouse, gearing up for
Woman Who Doesn’t Like Cats Just Hasn’t Met The Right Cat Yet, Says Friend Who Likes Cats
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman is now on a mission to convince her mate that not all cats
3421 Shits Later, Former Lockdown Hoarded Still Hasn’t Made A Dent On The Stash Of Toilet Paper
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In what can only be described as an astounding display of post-pandemic denial, Betoota Heights
‘I Miss Hearing Birds’ Cries NIMBY Who Chopped Down Trees For Blocking Bay Views
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a tale of breathtaking hypocrisy, Betoota Hills resident Stuart Granger (52) has claimed he “misses
Man On Dating App Just Listing Desired Physical Attributes Like He’s Ordering A Subway Sandwich
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man today stands accused of being a little bit too specific with his dating
With Gun Control, NY Assassination Would’ve Been A Simple Egging
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT It can be confirmed that the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson could have been avoided
Accused Shooter’s Lawyers Argue We Can’t Convict A Promising Young Man With Such A Bright Future Ahead Of Him
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A 26-year old Ivy League graduate has been named as the lead suspect of the
Housemate Search Ad Reads More Like A Tinder Profile Than A Room Listing
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a move that’s left Betoota’s rental market both bemused and mildly perplexed, local