Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Supermarket Charging $7 For Pack Of Chips Worried Customers Are Stealing From Them
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australian supermarkets have announced bold plans to reduce theft (by customers) on their premises. At the
Financially Savvy Bloke Saves Money On Therapy By Just Going On Dates With Various Fixers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds tradie has managed to stumble upon a winning dating strategy that both caters
Local Bloke Unable To Pull Off Backwards Cap Without Being Asked If He Does It All For The Nookie
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A millennial man has this week discovered that he unfortunately can’t pull off a backwards
Local Woman Delights Coworkers With Her Fit Of Delicate Little Pikachu Sneezes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this afternoon absolutely delighted her coworkers, after a hayfever fit saw her
Andy Griffiths Publishers To Rename First Book In Bum Trilogy To ‘The Day My Bum Acted Out Of Character’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As news spreads of Roald Dahl novels having ‘offensive’ language removed to adapt to modern audiences,
Entire Catering Industry Made Up Of Enlightened Geniuses Escaping Cruelty Of Top Restaurants
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An industry study has revealed that the entirety of the global catering industry is made up
“Why Don’t More Artists Come To Australia?’ Ask Nation Who Bullies Every Musician To Drink From Their Shoe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In an odd trend that appears to have grown in popularity in the past few years,
Report: Drinking Savvy B’s And Popping On Some Doja Found To Be The Perfect Way To Do Pres
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A private study conducted by the Woo Girls Association (WGA) has confirmed that there is absolutely
Advice Column | Get Ultimate Payback By Quietly Spending Your Woke Kids’ Inheritance
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Unconditional love is that of a parent and child, of mother and son, father
Bank Woos New Customers With Free Set Of Steak Knives For Every New Home Loan Over $750,000
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Bank of Betoota (BOB) has put the rest of the Big Five on notice this
Advice Column | How To Deal With Your Cunty Friends Who Have Money Now
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact With money here in Betoota flowing harder than Niagara Falls, some friends can’t help but
Cost Of Living Forces Millenial To Cut Down On Decadent Luxuries Such As Household Utilities and Healthcare
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota Millennial has been forced to be their own treasurer as they continue to feel