Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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86 Year Old Woman Seeing Chiropractor About A Tender Lower Back Given The WWE Special
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some developing news, an elderly woman has reportedly been taken to hospital this afternoon after
Melbourne Bloke Who Got Home At 5AM Now Can’t Get To The Office Because Trains Are Down And His Home Wifi Is Allegedly Optus Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Melbourne bloke has caught a once in a lifetime lucky break today, after waking up
Report: If We Ban Horse Racing, What Will Happen To Our Premier Menswear Brands?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As research shows younger Australians are moving away from supporting the Melbourne Cup, premier menswear brands
Lonely Old Granny At Least Has A Good Enough View For Real Estate Agents To Call Her And Say Hi
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota senior Geraldine Groucher (88) doesn’t hear much from her family anymore but hopes to
Strata Ensures New Home Owners Still Get Treated Like Dirty Renters
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota couple who defied some seriously stacked odds and purchased some property received a bollocking
Report: Nana State Would Be So Much Better Than Nanny State
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a world constantly crying ‘Nanny State’, a pseudo report by a Betoota ‘doctor’ has confirmed
‘Still Or Sparkling?’ Just The Waiter Sussing Out If You’re Worth A Decent Tip
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a world that recently moved from theme park prices to wedding prices, it makes complete
Dad Boils A Billy And Grinds Beans By Hand To Avoid Being Humiliated By Pod Machine Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota dad has been reminded once again he can never beat the machine after being
Fishing Shirt Not Even Trying To Be Clever
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota fishing supplies shop has admitted it has phoned things in recently but that sales
Bald Real Estate Agent Providing Perfect Canvas
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Professional and casual vandals alike are celebrating as a public sign featuring a bald real estate
Advice Column | How To Hide Your Problem Gambling From Your Spouse This Melbourne Cup Day
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT I hate the term ‘problem gambling’. It doesn’t make sense. In my position
Local Root Rat Placed In Horny Jail After Dating App Deems 300 Swipes Per Hour A Little Excessive
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A recently dumped bloke has been placed on a mandatory 11-day stand down