Gen X Colleague Explains To New Junior That Light Ice Is Like Heaps Normal But For Grown Ups
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It's Friday drinks down at a Betoota Heights printing supply business and for one
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Having A Weekday Wedding Found To Be Cheaper And More Convenient For Everyone Except The Guests
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can be confirmed that having an out-of-town wedding in the middle of the week is
Journalism Lecturer Nearing Orgasm As He Explains The Whitlam Dismissal To Bored Students Who Were Born In 2006
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A tenured journalism lecturer has today monumentally overestimated the level of appreciation his students would express
Local Comms Grad Forced To Choose Between Soul Crushing Corporate Job Or Low Paying Agency With Ping Pong Table
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A recent communications graduate has been left paralysed by indecision this week after weighing up whether
Woolworths Unveils New End Of Day Slop Bucket For The Peasants
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some heartwarming news, Woolworths have this week committed to a new low waste policy which
Goddamit: Local Woman Has Enough Snot To Keep Sniffing But Not Enough To Blow In Tissue
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An anxious woman has found herself in a bit of a predicament this morning, as the
Taylor Swift’s Wedding Pinterest Board Revealed
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An inside tip off to The Advocate has revealed Taylor Swift’s wedding inspiration board has
Report: The Gays And The Girls Are Going Off Today
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It’s a massive day for the gays and the girls as queen of heartbreak Taylor
“Aw, He’s So Excited For The Baby To Come” Says Woman About Dog Who Barely Recognises His Own Reflection
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An expectant mum has this week had quite a sweet moment with her terrier ‘Monty’, who
Phone Call With Parents Reveal They’re Watching Some Obscure TV Series You’ve Never Heard Of
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact ANF THEY LOVE IT! A woman who regularly gives her parents movie and show recommendations has
Majority Of Bosnian Tourism Still Riding Of Hamish And Andy Jumping Off That Bridge
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent survey in Bosnia has revealed that the bulk of their tourism industry is still
Dad Wishes Toddler Would Parrot All The Smart Stuff He Says Too
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Swear words could be heard coming from the Guy Family living room after someone tripped over
Racists And Anti-AI Lefties Unite Over ‘Clanker’ Slur
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT All ends of the political spectrum are uniting over the new robot slur that has been