Word Of The Week: Diaphanous (Something Thin, Light, And Delicate Enough To Be See-Through)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT On another fine Friday afternoon, The Betoota Advocate is pleased to present its third social media
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Mt Gravatt Cemetery And 9 Other Cool Places That Tourists Can Visit After The Olympic 100m At QSAC
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Paris Olympics get underway, Queenslanders are still unsure of where in the fuck we
Nine’s Journos On Strike After Getting Ideas From The CFMEU Guys They’ve Been Ordered To Take Down
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the face of extreme audience disruption from A.I and TikTok, one of Australia’s
Brisbane NIMBY Vows To Protect Woolloongabba’s Beautiful Car Dealerships And BBQ Outlets From Becoming A Major Inner-City Olympics Sporting And Entertainment Precinct
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the excitetment of the 2024 Paris Olympics heats up, all eyes remained firmly fixated on
“Tradies Getting Paid The Same As Real Estate Agents To Build Hospitals Are Driving Up House Prices”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Freshwater Strategy Poll of 1,003 of Australia’s wealthiest voters, conducted for Australian Financial
Kamala Harris Hopes To Win Over Black Voters By Selecting Baltimore Democrat Tommy Carcetti As VP
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of Monday morning, Kamala Harris is now the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee for the 2024
Report: Fuck This Was A Good Album
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report led by a combination of the nation’s leading research bodies has found
New Girlfriend Makes Horrifying Realisation That All The Other Missos Have Been Friends For 10 Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 25-year-old Elsie Mayer (Flight Attendant, Betoota) has today learnt that she’s the girl
Queensland Premier Willing To Piss In A Cup To Prove That His Rig Is Full Natty
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland’s 2024 State Election race must be tighter than the newspapers are letting on, as
Senior Democrats Reportedly ‘Sweating’ On Results Of A Facebook Poll From Sydney’s Daily Telegraph
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A growing number of senior Democrats – including Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Steny Hoyer – are reportedly
Australian Cooker Suddenly Knows A Lot About This Black Woman He’d Never Heard Of Yesterday
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 81-year-old US President Joe Biden has officially declared that it would be in the
Joe Biden To Quit Politics And Spend A Year Or Two Living In London While He’s Still Young
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Joe Biden has dramatically quit the race for president, bowing to pleas from key political allies
Local Art Teacher Attempts To Give Her Union Some Fucking Teeth By Joining Outlaw Motorcycle Club
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT At 5 ft 3 and 52 kilos, local art teacher Dolly Bennett (62) looks like the