Nation's Struggling Mums Pull Their Fingers Out After Learning That Pauline Hanson Didn't Need Childcare In 1980s Ipswich
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT JUST FIGURE IT OUT: The female voters of middle Australia, who make up the voting block
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Disgraced Scott Ludlam Confesses To Accidentally Stealing A Pen From The Bank In 1997
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just days after the disgustingly corrupt co-deputy of the Australian Greens Party, Scott Ludlam, was
Commonwealth Games Aren’t Too Different To The Olympics, Insists Gold Coast
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The extremely expensive construction of one-off sporting facilities for a second-tier world games is
Local Woman Tells Gay Friend He’s A Perfect Match For The Only Other Gay Guy She Knows
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota woman has today realised that the only two gay men that she knows would
Politically Correct Melbourne Man Offended On Behalf Of Black People By Jokes In Black Comedy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Inner-city leftie Pearce Keating (29) is today feeling absolutely disgusted by his beloved public broadcaster,
Clint From ‘Waiting For A Mate’ To Star In 9th Instalment Of Fast & The Furious Franchise
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even an entire year after the Fast & Furious franchise released the 8th installment, production
Bloke Who Only Smokes When He Drinks Lights Up Because He’s About To Start Drinking
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Local electrician Ben Simpson has just purchased a packet of cigarettes, resigning himself to what will
Dad Gives Giant Telco A Piece Of His Mind By Abusing Overseas Call Centre Operator
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A frustrated Brendan Simpson decided to bloody well tell this giant telco what he thinks of
Quiz: Do You Wanna Keep Talking Shit? Or Should Tyce Get His Older Brothers Down Here To Cave Your Fucken Head In?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local families at the Betoota Arboretum and Recreational Reserve witnessed a minor verbal altercation today, as
“Arr Boy Conor Is Gun To Nook That Kont Out” Says Nation’s Concreters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT On worksites across the country, Australia’s concreting professionals have today declared that Irish professional mixed
Woman With Face Covered In 8 Layers Of Chemical Cosmetics Not Comfortable With Burkas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An outer-Betoota woman who won’t leave the house without eight layers of low-budget
Footy Panel Show Waxes Someone Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the ACMA has today found that AFL and NRL panel shows really
1st-Year Uni Student Begins Adulthood By Finally Deciding On Favourite Type Of Coffee
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 18-year-old has today decided that she has had enough different types of