Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Nation’s Tall Bald Blokes Sick Of The Peter Garrett Jabs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Betoota man who suffers from hereditary baldness and also happens to be over six
Abbott Whips Out The Flags And Prepares To Go Full Boats As Liberals Poll Behind ALP
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Malcolm Turnbull’s on and off lead over Bill Shorten as the preferred prime minister has
Entire School, Including Teachers, Aware That Most Popular Couple Did It On The Weekend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the year 11 students of Betoota High filed into class this morning, there was a
Unattended Boyfriends Bond Over A Mutual Nostalgia Of The Attitude Era
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A reunion of an all-female high school social circle has today left several unfamiliar blokes to
Gen-Y Finally Exposed To Real Music As Half-Cut Dad Drops Needle On Hotel California
A father of 2 millennials who have a new found appreciation of vinyl records has today hi-jacked the youngest ones
Christian Hipster Says Film Adaption Of Passion Of The Christ Wasn’t As Good As The Book
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A rare Christian hipster from Betoota’s gentrifying French Vietnamese Quarter says she read the original
Rural Nightclub Admits They Love A Bit Of Violence In Their Venue, Installs Bundy On Tap
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The operators of North Betoota’s Mink Hotel, also known as The Mink, also know as
Study Finds 1 Person In Every Game Of Skirmish Will Have A Terrible Time
A recent study has revealed that there is always one person in every game of skirmish will have an awful
Reluctant Partygoer’s Night Improves Dramatically After Finding Out That Host Has A Dog
LEROY PERCIVAL | Interpersonal Skills | CONTACT A South Betoota local who reluctantly attended a family friend’s engagement party on the
Little Brother Extra Chirpy At Family Breakfast Because He’s Still Very, Very Pissed
Will Hyde (18) was unable to explain his uncharacteristically talkative mood today as he sat down for Easter Sunday lunch.
Good Friday Lunch: Sister’s New Boyfriend Says ‘Mate’ Too Much
As Good Friday kicks off the Easter long weekend, Stella Artwa (21) greets it with both excitement and anxiety, as
Nan’s Mysterious Unbranded Easter Eggs Still Getting A Run Despite Tasting Like Candles
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The random bowl of budget chocolate eggs wrapped in multicoloured foil at your parent’s house