Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Gen-X Comedian Brings House Down With New Joke About How Some Kids Have Bloody Allergies!!!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “We should just depend on natural selection!” roars Toby. The crowd goes wild. “Peanuts!!!” “Fucking Peanuts!
Mateship And ANZAC Spirit Also Found In Tattooed Rugby League Players, Says Channel 9
Channel Nine has once again managed to pull off a vague but passionate comparison between the Aussie men who risked
Did You Know? 39% Of Western Australians Still Speak Dutch At Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Bureau Of Statistics has found that conversational use of the Dutch
Suburban Pub Gets Into The Christmas Spirit With Lukewarm Party Pies And Topless Waitresses
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact that everyone in the venue could do with a feed, the stand-off surrounding
Loud Conversation Between Bogans At Train Station Sadly Uninteresting
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT Commuters at Betoota Central Station were left feeling underwhelmed this evening, as a loud conversation between
Entire Room In Government Advertising Department Dedicated To Hard Hats
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT An undercover investigation in the Liberal Party headquarters was full of many shocking revelations, but none
Tennis Fans Trying To Convince Friends That Tennis Is Happening Elsewhere In The World
A die-hard tennis fan who describes himself as the ‘Federer of Betoota RSL Ping-Pong Table’ is reportedly trying incredibly hard
Pit Bull Owner Says Apart From That One Time With The Kid At The Park It’s All Stigma
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact that her dog looks like it’s ready to fuck up the first
Turnbull Announces Royal Commission Into Melbourne’s Left Lane Right Turns
In the third Royal Commission since he became Prime Minister, Malcolm Turnbull has today called for an official inquiry into
Game Of Barefoot Bowls Ruined By Mate Keeping Score
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact A slightly-behind-the-curb mate’s birthday drinks over a game of barefoot bowls was tragically ruined by
Bloke On $120k-A-Year Digging Holes For The NBN Hasn’t Had It This Good Since Pink Batts
After a few months spents working as a general unskilled labourer for the NBN Co, Brayden Kelly reckons times are
Work Water Bottle Enters 100th Day Of Refilling Without A Wash
TRACEY BENDINGER | Work | CONTACT Louise Franklin was feeling pretty good about herself as she took a big sip of water