Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Nation Wondering How We Fucked Up So Badly That These Nutjobs Are Feeling Self-Righteous
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a week of abhorrent public health messaging from an absent Prime Minister, the growing army
Katter Boys Tell Palaszczuk To Just Say The Word And They’ll Secure A Supply Of Federal Jabs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THE ISARRECTION: With 95% of Australians still yet to receive their jabs, the Federal Government has
Prime Minister Billy Hughes Praised For Beating Spanish Flu By Using CBD Hotels For Quarantine
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Billy Hughes has officially been recognised for his world-class management of the Spanish
QLD Premier: “Fuck You And Fuck Your Bullshit National Cabinet. Give Us Some More Fucken Jabs”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THE NORTHERN BLOWTORCH: The Queensland Premier has today run the ball up the middle and launched
Anti-Mask Barnaby Found Naked And Lost In Forest After Being Spooked By Deer While Sunbathing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Police have confirmed that a husky New England man found himself lost in NSW bushland
Nanna Relieved PM Is Encouraging Aged Care Workers To Get Their First Jab 11 Weeks From Now
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights grandmother of 23 is feeling a rush of relief today, after learning
Anti-Mask Barnaby Interrupts NSW Police Press Conference To Explain That He Is Prime Creator Of This Earth
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A frustrated man declaring himself to be God and the “prime creator of this Earth” has
Jab Roll-Out Starting To Look Like Housing Market Now That All The Risks Fall On Young People
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NEW HORIZONS! Well over half the population are currently in lockdown, As Scotty From Marketing finishes
Local All Boys Sharehouse Report A Couple Active Community Cases On The Balcony Ha Ha Ha
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Queensland reporting three new community transmissions yesterday, the state government have announced that masks have
Scotty From Marketing’s Office Confirm Things Aren’t Going Well Enough For Us To Hear From Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With NSW and the NT in full blown lockdown, and cases spreading throughout Victoria, WA and
NT Chief Minister Clarifies When He Says Face Masks He Doesn’t Mean The Ones They Use On Kids
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HAHA NOT THOSE ONES: The Northern Territory government is today taking on the bizarre task of
“It’s Much Worse Overseas” Says PM Who Lost His Deputy While 70% Of Population Got Locked Down
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WE ARE SO LUCKY! After the most eventful week in politics since the very start of