Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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“What The Fuck Is That?” Asks Grandpa Kev As Scotty Returns Home With Fluffy White Pomeranian
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has today come to terms with the fact that
Non-Essential Sydney Tradie Gives Wife A Break And Takes The Reins On Home Schooling The Kids
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WHO WANTS TO TAKE ON THE CHAMP? Despite dreaming about this scenario since the first day
Bloke Working At Bankstown Bottle-O Gets Called Champ 4,563 Times On Day 1 Of Construction Ban
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT CHUMP-E-YUN: NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has confirmed that the bizarre ban on construction work in Greater
“Not Again!!!” Roars Grandpa Kev After Finding One-Way Ticket To Hawaii In Scotty’s Tackle Box
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Grandpa Kev has today realised his role as Australia’s fill-in father figure might continue indefinitely
Rest Of The World Tells Japan To Just Give Us The 100 Metres And Fuck Everything Else Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the desperate need for a few wins in the midst of this pandemic, the rest
Sydney Dad Really Struggling Through Lockdown With Only Wimbledon, Le Tour, Wallabies, Origin, Euros, NBA Finals, UFC, Boomers, Opals, British Open, AFL And The NRL On TV
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has just wrapped up the 11am daily press conference, in which she
“Do Ya Have Any Real Beer? What’s This Craft Shift?” Scowls Grandpa Kev While Watching Broncos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s former Prime Minister, Grandpa Kev has had to once again intervene today, after being
Scotty Peeks Out Window As Grandpa Kev Goes Next Door To Tell Neighbours To Turn Music Down
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has once again been alpha’d by Kevin Rudd, after the retired former
Grandpa Kev Rushes To Flip Burning Snags On BBQ After Scotty Goes Inside To Get Another Beer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WHERE’S HE GONE? Former PM Kevin Rudd has had to intervene to prevent a full-scale
PM Now At Point Where Talking About Shitting Himself Is Better Than Talking About Jab Roll-Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT POO IN MY PANTS BAHAHA! Scotty From Marketing has descended to new lows in an effort
Grampa Kev Forced To Pick Kids Up From School While Scotty Blows His Pay Cheque On The Pokies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In letter obtained by the ABC today, it can be revealed that former Prime Minister Kevin
Dan Andrews Breaks Into Soulful Rendition Of Montell Jordan’s ‘This Is How We Do It’ Before Announcing Another Lockdown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Melbourne are going back into lockdown, it has been confirmed by the Victorian