Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Even Mum Thinks It’s Time For Leunig To Shut The Fuck Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the pandemic refuses to fuck off, the culture wars continue to rage in the leatherbound
Hem Hem… Less Talky, More Three Hundji
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With nothing positive to report to the nation after 6 months of shifting jab-roll-out targets and
Bureau Of Statistics Apologise For The Way The Government Made Them Word The Religion Question
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2021 Census taking place tonight, the Australian Bureau Of Statistics has warned the public
Hillsong Mate Doesn’t Read The News He Reckons
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rocco, a close friend from footy who manages to remain one of the most popular members
Nation Not Writing Off Possibility Of This Bloke Somehow Managing To Fuck Up Tonight’s Census
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With our Federal Government once again tasked with rolling out a slightly logistical programme that requires
Byron Markets Face Critical Shortage Of Ginseng And Ginger Extracts After Recent Outbreak
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Premier has today warned residents of Byron Bay that now is not the time
Lockdown Boredom Starting To Sink In With Lack Of European Dominated Endurance Cycling Events
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Maroubra woman, Mary Macey (33) has today returned to reality, after a glorious fortnight of finding
Scotty’s Social Circle Implodes As Elite Pedophile Cult Theories Start Looking Fairly Credible
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is reportedly loving this never-ending Sydney lockdown, because it gives him
“$300 Won’t Work” Says Party That Convinced A Generation To Have Too Many Kids With Baby Bonus
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The political party that spent 10 years paying an entire generation of parents a cash bonus
Melbourne Unfortunately Learning The Hard Way About The Importance Of Taking Lockdown Serious
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Like many people in Melbourne, Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews is unfortunately learning the hard way that
Government Warns Census May Cause Blood Clots To Under 50s After Failing To Order Enough Forms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT TARGETS HAVE RES-SHIFTED!!! The Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, and Australia’s chief medical officer have warned
Albo Clarifies Of Course This $300 Is Gonna Be In Cash Mate Do I Look Fucken Stupid To You?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today doubled down on his proposed