Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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Greg Hunt Says Nobody Called PM A ‘Psycho’ Because He’s A Great Guy With Impeccable Social Skills
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HE HAS DONE NOTHING TO EARN THAT TITLE: Health Minister Greg Hunt has today decided that
Toddler Marvels At Roofer’s Ability To Smoke Entire Rollie Without Taking It Out Of His Mouth
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Australian rite of passage has taken place in Betoota Heights today, as four year old
Katter: “The Price Of Bread Is Solely Dependant On Whether Con From Samios Grocers In Cloncurry Has Done His Arse On The Punt Over The Weekend. Once Upon A Time He Used To Bake The Stuff Himself, But, Ya Know, Old Con’s Slowing Down A Bit Nowadays. It’s N
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian media continues to work themselves into a fit of hysteria over the fact
Albo Admits He Lost Track Of Market Price For Bread When The Vietnamese Arrived In Marrickville
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT On top of the very public accusation that he is a ‘horrible psycho’ who ‘nobody trusts’
6-Month Old Labradoodle Blindsided By Afternoon Photoshoot With Owner’s Recently Single Brother
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An adorable Labradoodle puppy has been entangled in a man’s quest for love
Nation’s Horrible Psychos Distance Themselves From Scott Morrison
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A leading spokesperson for Australia’s most horrible and fraudulent psychos has today released a statement
PM Give Press Club Address: “Not Far From Here, Scum Journalists Like You Are Met With Bullets”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minster Scotty From Marketing has today had strips torn from him by the National Press
PM Begs State Leaders To Re-Introduce Mask Mandate So Young Women Can’t Be Seen Glaring At Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian media recoils from a big week of pearl-clutching after the former Australian Of
Australian Open Crowd Behaviour Suggests Melbourne Still Quite Fucked In The Head From Lockdowns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rafael Nadal has shocked the world by coming back from injury to claw a five-set victory
Scotty Just Glad The 2022 Australian Of The Year Isn’t Going To Bust His Chops Over Anything
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a big year of being held accountable for his government’s treatment of women, and
Local Hypochondriac Isolates For 7 Days After Chicken Laksa Opens Up The Sinuses
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local drama queen, Iggy Meredith (31), has today emerged from what she believes to have a
Kyrgios And Kokkinakis Begin To Channel Their Inner ‘Papous Playing Backgammon’ Competitiveness
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s ‘Greek Freaks’ have put on a show at Rod Laver Arena this afternoon, as