Australia's Right-Wing Leaders Join Forces For Earth-Shaking 150-Strong Slopatriot Rally In Canberra

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Australia's political landscape has been immeasurably altered this week, after a shocking groundswell of patriots down in the capital.

With heavy hitters like the leaders of One Nation and the Nationals flying down to Canberra, a random AI generated lobby group has rocked the country.

Crowds went mild, as over 150 people made their way onto the lawns of parliament house to be drowned out by the planes leaving chemtrails overhead.

With probably 50 people there in a work capacity, and Liberal Leader Angus Taylor giving an interview nearby which may have been due to a late schedule conflict after seeing the size of the rally, the crowd were treated to the usual patriotic slop about migrants being to blame for everything.

Saying what all 150 people were thinking, Pauline admittedly struggled to talk over the top of a cooker yelling out about the planes leaving toxic chemicals overhead.

That address was then followed by a few select ground level photos that make it look like more than a handful of people turned up to be divisive for the sake of being divisive.

The group behind the march said over 4,500 people were going to actually attend the rally, but couldn't make it due to travel and other reasons, which is an objectively humorous assertion.

However, regardless of the size, the strong conviction of the united patriots and their desire to pursue a firm and direct agenda with tangible outcomes means the country will never be the same.

More to come.