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The nation's Opposition Leader has today appeared in front of the cameras (of all creeds and colours) to confirm that everything is swell.
Fresh off the back of a new set of polls which says that One Nation is currently the most popular political party in the country, Angus Taylor said he isn't stressed at all.
"I'm not worried," said Angus, with what looked to be the Snapchat crying filter on his face.
"Like at all."
"It's completely chill."
"Australians want sensible government with good economic policy and that's why they'll vote for us," said Taylor, whose party has been saying the same thing for decades while the majority of people's lives continually get worse.
When pressed on the monthly AFR/Redbridge Group/Accent Research poll released by The Australian Financial Review on Sunday, Taylor fired up.
"Oh give it a rest would you," he said of the statistic that is showing One Nation would likely be the Opposition Leader if a vote was held today.
"Like that's just not going to happen and an election is miles away, so we'll just keep doing what we normally do and until it becomes obvious its not working and then we'll try and completely out One Nation One Nation in a desperate effort to get votes."
"So just fuck off okay."