Android User Feeling Hard Done By After Learning Pornhub Is Still Out Of Bounds For Him

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A local contrarian has this week engaged in yet another protracted debate with his mates about the merits of his tech choices. 

Michael Bevan (29) got a conversation firing last night over a couple of Voodoo Ranger Hard Colas, by once again claiming that the world has it in for Android users. 

Bevan, who has a well publicised history amongst his friendship group of maintaining a steadfast commitment to the Android way, says the latest move from one of his favourite online websites is just another example of that. 

“Mate, it’s a stitch up,” laughed Bevan, who was under the impression that the lifting of the PornHub ban in Australia applied to all. 

However, unfortunately for the big fella, the new age verification tool that has allowed the lifting of the ban, only applies to those on Apple tech - something which Bevan says is just absolutely classic. 

“First they steal the foldable phone concept from us, and now they cut us out of this.” 

“It’s been a tough few months.” 

In a completely unrelated turn of events, while his mates excitedly discussed their return to form, Bevan was seen looking up the Voodoo Ranger free 12-month VPN giveaway that one of the boys mentioned earlier. 

“Yeah, it would certainly come in handy,” he smirked to our reporter. 

“Get it?” 

Our reporter shook their head. 

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