America Tie Up Peace Deal In Time To Lose Another Historic Conflict On World Stage

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The United States of America is preparing for the next storm, it can be confirmed today.

With the ink still drying on a peace deal with Iran, America has turned its gaze towards to the looming spectre of Australia.

After months of shit talk, the Socceroos are now less than 48 hours away from going to battle with the home of the free (to die on the street) and the land of the brave.

Fresh off the back of slinking out of another costly and devastating war that they could never have won without throwing the toys out of the cot and dropping a nuke, President Donald Trump says he's extremely confident of coming out on top in this next conflict.

"Australia? Are those the idiots paying $468 billion for some submarines?" laughed President Trump.

"Or are we paying them $468 billion?" asked the man who has agreed on paper to paying Iran $300 billion despite saying he won't pay them a cent.

"Anyway, whatever. We'll dominate them this week."

"Christian Pulisic is the Messi of soccer."

"Tom Brady actually. Don't even think about suggesting that basketballer."

Trump's words echo those of Mike Grella, a US pundit who doesn't hold a candle to the great Vince Grella and has been talking shit about Australia.

Those words have set the stage nicely for America to lose yet another conflict to a smaller less populous nation that refuse to submit.

More to come.