Albo Flops, Barnaby Crushes, Bowen Gay! Full Bush Summit Recap (Brought To You By Hancock Prospecting)

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Can I get a BULLDOZER noise!

I can't hear youuuuuuuuuuu.

Can I get a BULLDOZER NOISE FROM ALL YOU TRUE BLUE REGULAR MUTHAFCKN AUSSIESSSSSSS!

That's better.

Now, before you ask, yes this journalist is pumped up as hell.

Because yesterday was one of the most inspiring days of my life, and I'm excited to share with those who weren't lucky enough to be at the Bush Summit exactly how good it was.

Firstly though, thanks go to the incredible people who organised my junket and the amazing sponsors of the awesome event like Hancock Prospecting - who personally I think are the backbone of the Australian economy and don't get anywhere enough appreciation for all of the amazing work they do for Australia.

It was so amazing to see all the true blue Aussies coming together to work out how we can restore this nation to its former glory!

Firstly, hat's off to Barnaby for taking the day by the scruff of the next and absolutely crushing it!

It's fairly safe to say many of us hadn't thought about water buybacks as jihad, but it actually is one hundred percent what it is. As Barnaby said it's 'perverse.'

Of course we have to take about the PM, because the guy is seemingly obsessed with being in the spotlight.

As is to be expected Alboslezy lied about how he loves the bush, and he loves farmers - even thought every single thing he does proves he HATES farmers.

And before you even waste your breath, no Chris Bowen has not shown up.

The EV simp who loves RENEWABLE ENERGY didn't even bother fronting up to the people he's going to run power lines through their front lawns.

Absolute classic from Bowen, who was probably trying to make love to some Chinese made battery car instead of getting out and facing the BATTLERS.

More to come.