Melbourne Inundated By Placards With Stunning Handwriting As School Teachers Go On Strike
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most gorgeous use of entries and exits, punctuation and prose are on display in the
Melbourne Inundated By Placards With Stunning Handwriting As School Teachers Go On Strike
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor
Fresh Shipment Of Much-Needed Leaded Petrol Arrives In New Zealand
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large
South Australian Premier Celebrates Historic Election Victory With Some Delicious Local Cuisine
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Labor Centrist Chortles At Liberals Being Eaten By One Nation As If His Party Are Untouchable
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local soft handed man from our town's French Quarter is still chortling about
Win For Italian Wine Makers As "Prosecco" Able To Be Named "Brain Varnish" Under New EU Trade Deal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Italian winemakers are raising a glass this morning after their hard-fought bargaining with the EU Trade
Iced VoVos Remain Undefeated
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A significant new report has today confirmed a long and widely held theory by many around
Woman Taken Back To Primary School Cross Country After Getting A ‘Stitch’ During Sporadic Morning Run
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT On Saturday morning, local Betoota woman, Amy Tellman remembered she had free will and decided to
Ex-Fat Guy Now A Prolific Adulterer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of the town's most exuberant big boys has transformed into one of the
Local Tradie Asks New German-Made Torch To Be Best Man Given It’ll Still Be Around On His Silver Anniversary
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local sparkie has reportedly dumped his best mate from the wedding party after discovering his
Poey Heeds Government Message And Carries Fortnight's Worth Of Groceries Home From Dickson Shops
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Senator David Pocock is doing his part to reduce the nation's thirst for fuel
At 3 Bucks A Litre, This Brissy Stockbroker Is Starting To Question Why The Fuck He Owns A Ford Raptor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For well over a decade, Milton Ascot (36) has had to endure the 'concrete cowboy&
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Labor Centrist Chortles At Liberals Being Eaten By One Nation As If His Party Are Untouchable
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local soft handed man from our town's French Quarter is still chortling about
Iced VoVos Remain Undefeated
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A significant new report has today confirmed a long and widely held theory by many around
Woman Taken Back To Primary School Cross Country After Getting A ‘Stitch’ During Sporadic Morning Run
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT On Saturday morning, local Betoota woman, Amy Tellman remembered she had free will and decided to
Local Tradie Asks New German-Made Torch To Be Best Man Given It’ll Still Be Around On His Silver Anniversary
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local sparkie has reportedly dumped his best mate from the wedding party after discovering his
The Nation
2032 Olympics To Feature A New 'Obstacle Course' For Rowing Events On Rockhampton's Fitzroy River
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a state full of extremely tidal flood machines, the organisers of the upcoming Brisbane Olympics
Win For Italian Wine Makers As "Prosecco" Able To Be Named "Brain Varnish" Under New EU Trade Deal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Italian winemakers are raising a glass this morning after their hard-fought bargaining with the EU Trade
At 3 Bucks A Litre, This Brissy Stockbroker Is Starting To Question Why The Fuck He Owns A Ford Raptor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For well over a decade, Milton Ascot (36) has had to endure the 'concrete cowboy&
Government Asks People To Stay At Home To Flatten The Curve
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government has this week asked Australians to consider whether they really need to leave
World News
Fresh Shipment Of Much-Needed Leaded Petrol Arrives In New Zealand
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New Zealand Government has done some good this week and secured a precious shipment of
Paris Tourist Scammers Forced To Unionise As Global Unrest Deprives Them Of Clueless Aussie Holidayers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The trickers, scammers and pickpockets of the City Of Love are reportedly preparing to form a
Sky News Boomer Still Waiting For Albo To Grow A Pair And Apologise To The World For Causing This Oil Crisis
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A loyal Sky News viewer and real "says it how it is" kinda bloke
What The Heck: World's Most Self Centred Egomaniac Never Had The Interests Of Ordinary Iranians At Heart?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some truly shocking news this week, more and more allegations are starting to emerge about
Politics
Melbourne Inundated By Placards With Stunning Handwriting As School Teachers Go On Strike
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most gorgeous use of entries and exits, punctuation and prose are on display in the
"Damn, If Only There Was A Way To Offset The Horrible Damage This War Is Doing To The Economy That's Not Removing CGT Discounts, Taxing Mulitnationals And Billionaires Fairly"
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Jim Chalmers has spent the morning thinking in his office. He's trying to
"We Need More Oil Refineries" Say Parties That Allowed Them All To Shut Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's opposition is this week drumming up noise around the lack of drums
Chris Bowen Confirms Australia Has 90 Days Worth Of Oil Before He Has To Dispatch Berserk Motorcycle Gangs To Raid US Military Bases In Pine Gap And Darwin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As was expected, the conflict in the Middle East is looking like it could very well
Sports
Dragons And Eels Charged With The Theft Of Sunday Afternoon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A litany of charges have been pressed against a number of NRL players this morning, after
NSW Groans As Cyclone Narelle Gives QLD The Motivation They Need To Absolutely Fuck Up The Blues Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In horrible news for the people of New South Wales, emergency services are reporting that a
Darling Grandson Joins Nanna For Dinner At The Local Club To Watch NRL360 At Full Volume On A 6-Metre Screen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After spending his childhood on nanna's living room floor, local bloke Luke Bellamy (28)
Optus Stadium Renamed 'Sam Kerr's House'
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The big shiny new stadium in the Democratic People's Republic of Western Australia is