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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local family is walking on clouds today, after learning some fantastic news. The Arnott’s,
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Australian fast bowler Brett Lee has reportedly issued a very specific instruction to his barber
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Overwhelmed Local Man Just Gonna Watch The Cricket For A Bit
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Politicians Plagued By Infighting And Tantrums Unsurprisingly The Only Leaders Not Calling For Unity And Calm
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia is still reeling from the horrific anti-semitic attacks that took place at Bondi Beach on
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation's energy giants have today expressed their disappointment as Treasurer Jim Chalmers confirmed
NewCorp Suddenly Deletes Every Story They Wrote About Minister Wells After Realising It Was Her That Helped Redirect An Entire Generation Back To Their Ancient Media Channels
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Smudge Reportedly Feeling Much Better This Morning After Ride On The O-Bahn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Steve Smith has reportedly woken up "feeling a lot better" this morning after spending
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The purveyors of paywall cricket are once again reminding the nation of their state of their
"Make Me Look Like The LNER Class A4 4468 Mallard" Brett Lee Tells Barber
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Australian fast bowler Brett Lee has reportedly issued a very specific instruction to his barber
Smudge Furious After Being Sent Home Sick To Watch Ready Steady Cook While All His Friends Play Cricket
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Report: Get Off The Fucken Algo
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MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has finally reached the age where a carefree, slightly drunken, lazy boxing day
Family Breathe Sigh Of Relief As Rogue Son Lands A Plum Job On Local Infrastructure Project
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local family is walking on clouds today, after learning some fantastic news. The Arnott’s,
Younger Sibling Cracks The Shits After Brother Receives Piece Of Cake 1/18th Larger Than Theirs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local child is alleged to have cracked the shits over the weekend, after his mum